Genetically Engineered Garlic Worshipping super-SOLDIER

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03 Oct 2006, 9:37 pm

If have something to say about me, say it here. I am a genetically engineered super-SOLDIER with a huge sword and my name is Sephiroth. I worship Garlic. If you belong to an ancient race called the Cetra, please come here so I can finish the genocide Mother started over 2,000 years ago.

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03 Oct 2006, 9:40 pm

Does he look like a Royal Guardsman?

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03 Oct 2006, 9:46 pm

I'm interested in starting next step crossing Sephiroth with a world class garlic
plant. Will you donate DNA for the project? To combine the finest soldier with the very
flesh of the holy Garlic could produce the ultimate weapon system. Garlorothic!

Garlorothic and his earthly father Sephiroth and the holyseed Garlic combine forces to
liberate the world of the other lame condiments that are killing the people who eat that
crap.

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03 Oct 2006, 10:23 pm

Yes. Garlorothic will be the only one capable of defeating the Mustard-Haired traitor SOLDIER named Cloud. I even tried a few times, and although we were almost equal in power, he always won :cry: . Garlorothic will be the one to finally destroy Mustard!

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03 Oct 2006, 11:37 pm

And here I was thinking I had lost it.....

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04 Oct 2006, 8:15 pm

is there anything i can do in assisting the creation of this super-being of the holy garlicists?

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04 Oct 2006, 8:18 pm

greyhelium wrote:

is there anything i can do in assisting the creation of this super-being of the holy garlicists?

Yes, have a nice cup of "Shutthef***up", and let OWA get on with his demented plans for conquering the world with a homicidal garlic monster.

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04 Oct 2006, 8:29 pm

greyhelium wrote:

is there anything i can do in assisting the creation of this super-being of the holy garlicists?

We've already finished the Garlorothic Project. But he was created in the same way I was, so I know someone will have to give him weekly Garlic injections, give him a giant sword, and teach him how to fight. You could help with that.

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04 Oct 2006, 8:36 pm

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is there anything i can do in assisting the creation of this super-being of the holy garlicists?

Teach him not to run with swords. :twisted:

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04 Oct 2006, 8:38 pm

do sheathed swords count? o_0

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04 Oct 2006, 8:41 pm

Yes. Haven't you seen any action sequences where someone is biffed around by a sword sheath? Imagine if the sword'd be in it.

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04 Oct 2006, 8:41 pm

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do sheathed swords count? o_0

If they can be unsheathed. If not, he's going to get pwnd, and we can't have that.

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04 Oct 2006, 8:47 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

greyhelium wrote:

do sheathed swords count? o_0

If they can be unsheathed. If not, he's going to get pwnd, and we can't have that.

I'll make the sword.... :twisted:

I've just happened to just finish my correspondance courses in Masamune and Murasame sword-making....

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04 Oct 2006, 9:00 pm

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

greyhelium wrote:

do sheathed swords count? o_0

If they can be unsheathed. If not, he's going to get pwnd, and we can't have that.

I'll make the sword.... :twisted:

I've just happened to just finish my correspondance courses in Masamune and Murasame sword-making....

It will have to be a combination of Masamune and the Buster Sword. It can be either a 6 foot long Buster Sword or a Masamune 1 foot wide. Or it could be a 6 foot long Ultima Weapon.

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04 Oct 2006, 9:09 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

greyhelium wrote:

do sheathed swords count? o_0

If they can be unsheathed. If not, he's going to get pwnd, and we can't have that.

I'll make the sword.... :twisted:

I've just happened to just finish my correspondance courses in Masamune and Murasame sword-making....

It will have to be a combination of Masamune and the Buster Sword. It can be either a 6 foot long Buster Sword or a Masamune 1 foot wide. Or it could be a 6 foot long Ultima Weapon.

Pffft! Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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04 Oct 2006, 9:11 pm

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

greyhelium wrote:

do sheathed swords count? o_0

If they can be unsheathed. If not, he's going to get pwnd, and we can't have that.

I'll make the sword.... :twisted:

I've just happened to just finish my correspondance courses in Masamune and Murasame sword-making....

It will have to be a combination of Masamune and the Buster Sword. It can be either a 6 foot long Buster Sword or a Masamune 1 foot wide. Or it could be a 6 foot long Ultima Weapon.

Pffft! Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yes, I know, you're insane. But now is not the time to be insane. Now is the time to make the sword.

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