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07 Dec 2006, 4:59 am

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I'll have to get my pet Bus to draw the blood of the people who run those orginizations. :lol:

Ding! Ding!

As I've said multiple times before, maybe you you use a Routemaster Monster Truck?

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07 Dec 2006, 5:04 am

KBABZ wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

I'll have to get my pet Bus to draw the blood of the people who run those orginizations. :lol:

Ding! Ding!

As I've said multiple times before, maybe you you use a Routemaster Monster Truck?

I would.

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07 Dec 2006, 5:06 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

I'll have to get my pet Bus to draw the blood of the people who run those orginizations. :lol:

Ding! Ding!

As I've said multiple times before, maybe you you use a Routemaster Monster Truck?

I would.

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07 Dec 2006, 7:38 am

A pre-natal test would be the worst thing they could come up with. NT parents already feel like they have the right to abort a baby because it's not the right sex.

Imagine a yearly telethon, with low functioning autistic children paraded before the camera, with NT entertainers raising money to CURE these poor pathetic children ! !!

Makes yer skin crawl, don't it ???

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07 Dec 2006, 7:42 am

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A pre-natal test would be the worst thing they could come up with. NT parents already feel like they have the right to abort a baby because it's not the right sex.

If that is allowed to happen society will have huge problems down the line, with some types of people frankly ceasing to exist. Mind you, they kill surplus babies in the PRC so God knows how they would do that in the West.

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07 Dec 2006, 7:51 am

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lowfreq50 wrote:

LOL, they tend to lose at anything they declare war on so we should be perfectly safe!

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Yes but just think if they handle this like all their other wars (drug war, war on terrorism, Iraq ) there is nothing to worry about

One should never underestimate an enemy; it's probably the most fatal blunder one can make.

I think they might be underestimating us too

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07 Dec 2006, 8:53 am

This is good, because the US never wins wars on nouns

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07 Dec 2006, 9:01 am

No, but they might do a good job of damaging us and putting people with Asperger's under tremendous strain needlessly. We don't want that, surely?

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07 Dec 2006, 9:30 am

It could become quite the stigma, thanks to testing. Instead of being part of the spectrum, they just label you autistic for your own good, and then put you in 'special' classes, or 'special' jobs.

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07 Dec 2006, 11:12 am

In the US we are headed for a major conflict on all the issues of genetic testing and who gets to know what. With the controversy surrounding abortion I don't think it will come to that if it does think of the strange allies we would have like the Catholic church and many republicans.

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07 Dec 2006, 12:14 pm

"Teacher, why was Johnny taken out of our class in handcuffs?"

"Johnny has an illness called Autism. He was pretending to be normal, but one of you let us know he wasn't. A very good student told me about how Johnny acted 'different', and was obssessed with computers. So now Johnny goes to a 'special' re-education school where he will be 'cured'. Isn't that nice when people with an ilness are cured??"

"Yes Teacher!!"

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07 Dec 2006, 12:19 pm

'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen'. 1984. It's coming.

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07 Dec 2006, 12:20 pm

Starr wrote:

'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen'. 1984. It's coming.

It happened 22 years ago

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07 Dec 2006, 12:23 pm

:lol: Yep, I was kinda waiting for someone to say that.

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07 Dec 2006, 12:27 pm

Okay, troups! We must declare war on the Congress! We must all do our parts! I'll be running over the people from Autism Speaks and CAN, with my Brutemaster Monsterbus! What will you do to do your part? I want You!

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07 Dec 2006, 12:37 pm

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Can i lead the aspie guerrilla armies to victory!! !! !

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