bizarre wrote:
56 percent of Americans sing holiday carols to their pets.
53 percent of Americans plan to "re-gift" this year.
Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period -- that's 983 homes per second.
Did you take into account the fact that some kids have really really lame requests? I hear that Santa can be pretty vicious.
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"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." - Terry Bisson