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Yep, you read the title, sooo here is mine:GLaDOS [Portal] vs Yuki [Haruhi] based off of HVV 3. Enjoy. [I spent a lot of time on this.]

[GLaDOS]

Oh, hello, inferior AI.

I'll hijack your intel motherboard. It'll be easy as pie.

Your brigade will be crushed by science. And our clients.

I put the tech into technology. And I have a built-in mic.

I'll beat you twice, you sellout, you just bow down to a bipolar girl

You call yourself an alien? You couldn't even resist your leader.

You're just a sad, malfunctioning robot freak who needs a test.

Well we built you something, here, pop into this bed.

[Yuki]

I predicted your future, son

Vision of an arm after Portal 1

You were stirring up a fear of the scientists

Tellin' the world that humans are miss

You tried to kill a scientist, got'em fired up

Trapped a lonely girl, got'em fired up

And while our Endless Eight arc got em fired up

You let your base get fired up.

And my database said that Cave didn't let you know,

When you get blown up, get scanners for orange prison clothes!

While you're fighting off Wheatley

I let a large database take time for me

The other club members fight with me

Koizumi, finish this rhyme for me.

[Koizumi]

They call me Itsuki, you wanna fight with me?

I'll get the Organization to fight with me

I got a lazer, yo, you know I steal the show!

Cause when I rock a microphone- [shot by turret]

[GLaDOS]

Oh, that's just no!

You're not going to cheat me, Miss Emotionless All The Time!!

I'll take you and your brigade!

And throw you all in an incinerator in the waste!

I am GLaDOS-... Ouch...

Lemme try - Wilson (Don't Starve) vs. Daniel (Amnesia: The Dark Descent)

[Wilson]

You wanna talk about survival?
Yes, let's get primal
All you do is hide and run
From those Brutes and Grunts
You couldn't hit them if you wanted to
Chairs and boxes just won't do!

If you want to be a man
Grow a beard like me
Or better yet, craft an axe
And chop down some trees
Oh wait, I'm sorry,
That can't happen in your game
You couldn't drop the science
Without looking lame

Oh, poor Danny-boy
Did you know? An orb is not a toy
The Shadow will pursue you
If you don't drop it like a bass
And when it finally does
I will laugh and spit in your face!

[Daniel]

Oh please, don't make me laugh
You're in no position to tell me not to tinker with crap
You listened to Maxwell
That surely won't end well
When you step up to the Nightmare Throne
Son, you gonna get owned!

You say you're a scientist, but where's your PhD?
I've been hitting the books
Got a degree in archaeology

I've been through horrors
You just wouldn't believe
How could I listen to you
With that ridiculous weave?

Why do I always find myself bumping my posts? The answer will be revealed in Samopra [weektimes at 1337]

MegaGWolf VS. [Vinesauce] Vinny
[MegaGWolf]
Hey guys, how's it going? MegaGWolf here
And today, we're gonna beat this game corrupting queer
I'm gonna beat you so fast it's like I'm playing a Sonic hack
By Vada Pega and Cinnosu, back-to-back
You might have altered some code to make seizure beams,
But you'll never beat me, I'm king of the livestream
[Vinny]
Wait, WHAT? Is that an actual human being?
Sorry, it's that your voice sounds like someone peeing
I could corrupt your vids and make them even worse
But this is only part one, just wait for my second verse
I heard better sounds in Supra Mayro Kratt,
And heard better things in game corruption stream chats