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Online news articles these days:

Headline: "Man Shot in Downtown Schlaubenheimer!"

Article:
Yeah, so, we don't know the victim's name, or if he lived, or the identity of the guy who shot him, or what the shooter looked like, or what weapon he used. A couple of unreliable sources say the shooter escaped down Schlibberflaugen Avenue, but we don't really know. But hey, you heard it here first!

EDIT: Not Schlibberflaugen Avenue, but Schlibberfloogen Avenue. Whoops.
UPDATE: The shooter's name is Peter Schlavinski, and the victim's name is Robert Rogerson.
EDIT: Oh, oops. We got that backwards. Rogerson was the shooter and Schlavinski was the victim.
UPDATE: Peter Rogerson is alive and in the process of recovery!
EDIT: Peter *Schlavinski. Oops.
EDIT: Oh wait, it was Schlibberflaugen Avenue.

I'm holding myself together by a thread.

How do I even manage to get up early in the winter, when it's cold and dark, just because I have to be at college by 9? And 2 days in a row as well!! How do I do it?

Just had a shower. I'm having some ice cream now. I'll have a glass of wine with some fish roe after that. The best moment of the day.

it may be chilly here, but i could do with some yummy ice cream also

rainbow sherbet, of course but if the need arises, raspberry or a tangy mango would surely hit the spot. i haven't had such specific luxuries in a while, i admit i miss the texture of a waffle cone.

I'm listening to some songs backwards just to hear what they sound like.

Nowonmai

I'm not a good listener =(

I must coast a boast that the latest post by KyleTheGhost does the most to toast my roast.

Urgh, I hate these new "NOt allowed to help with work" rules. The people who run the country and are in charge of education do not seem to consider people like me who may need help all the time.

I'm not allowed to get a black Turbs. Accountant guy has a black Turbs (....I think...or does he only have a straight 6?).

Black is too hard to maintain anyway. Even washing the car will be like delicate surgery. Nah, I want either white, blue, silver or dark red.

The 300? I still prefer just plain white. For the commie I like the dark green.

It will be dark soon and it's not even 2pm yet.

I don't like the bright, white background on the new WP. Hmm also the little faces are in boxes.