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Do they?
Yes, in heaven dogs rule. 37%  37%  [ 11 ]
No, there are no dogs in heaven. 7%  7%  [ 2 ]
Half of them do, the other half are b*****s. 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
Why you ask such silly questions? 23%  23%  [ 7 ]
I c ur dog n raise you a lolcat. 23%  23%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 30

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13 Oct 2008, 10:51 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096787/

i rest my case.


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13 Oct 2008, 11:14 pm

Oh, good grief! Those signs almost make me want to take up religion. Who writes their material?


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14 Oct 2008, 4:12 am

:lol: church wars and white stone is winner


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14 Oct 2008, 3:08 pm

more dogs in heaven then humans



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14 Oct 2008, 3:10 pm

Where's the option for "there's no heaven to start with"?


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14 Oct 2008, 3:16 pm

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Okay, here they come.

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14 Oct 2008, 3:24 pm

Everchanging wrote:
Where's the option for "there's no heaven to start with"?

In PPR.


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14 Oct 2008, 3:50 pm

The signs are toooooo funny.

And now a spooky story.
Peter Cushing had a good friend, who was just a regular bloke. One of their favorite long-running arguments was about dogs being in heaven. His friend died unexpectedly of a heart attack. About a week after the funeral, Cushing got a phone call at home. On the other end a man said he was a medium, and while in a trance was told to call this number and give the man a message. Cushing jokingly said, "Allright then, tell me what's the message?" The man replied "There's no dogs here" and hung up.


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14 Oct 2008, 4:58 pm

Dogs are without guile topic

Even hitler's dog, Blondi, went to Heaven. (I know this is a rather silly and presumptive statement by me, a nontheist, but my point is that animals, unlike humans come without baggage like political and religious agendas, and that dogs give unconditionally, even to the point of absurdity, because they love us so much, even an evil turd like der fuhrer. :evil:


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14 Oct 2008, 5:20 pm

sartresue wrote:
Dogs are without guile topic

Even hitler's dog, Blondi, went to Heaven. (I know this is a rather silly and presumptive statement by me, a nontheist, but my point is that animals, unlike humans come without baggage like political and religious agendas, and that dogs give unconditionally, even to the point of absurdity, because they love us so much, even an evil turd like der fuhrer. :evil:


Poor doggie, Der Fuhrer had her vocal cord nerve snipped so she wouldn't disturb him with barking.


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14 Oct 2008, 6:13 pm

I don't believe that they do, because human beings are the only creatures that have souls and are capable of worshiping God. I read something to that effect in the Catechism of the Catholic Church last night.



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14 Oct 2008, 8:05 pm

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I don't believe that they do, because human beings are the only creatures that have souls and are capable of worshiping God. I read something to that effect in the Catechism of the Catholic Church last night.

I believe that dogs do have souls.
They breathe (ruakh).
And since they breathe (ruakh), they each have a spirit (ruakh).
A spirit and a soul are the same thing. The only reason people differentiate from the two is because they don't understand Hebrew poetry. (The idea that the spirit and the soul are different comes from a psalm which mentions both the spirit and the soul, implying that the two are different, but really it's just parallelism.)



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15 Oct 2008, 12:40 am

The only reason people would say that they didnt have souls is that they can treat them lower, maybe they would have different things as I think that maybe selfish dogs or those that do the wrong thing. There was a movie called all dogs go to heaven right, I remember watching it.
And how cam you explain this.
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15 Oct 2008, 12:59 am

My dog is now in the eternal hunting grounds where he can run around totally freely. At least, thats what I like to think :heart:



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15 Oct 2008, 9:13 am

L0L



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15 Oct 2008, 10:59 am

:lmao: Best use of the church sign generator yet.

For the record, I believe in Christianity it is often (although not always) taken that animals lack immortal souls.


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