Ohhh, this is my kind of question
First and foremost, I'd buy this feller
The Fv101 Scorpion. It's actually road legal in ireland. Then, I would buy an abandoned industrial centre somewhere, and just blow crap up, drive through houses, and so on. I'd live on the top two floors of a 5 or six storey abandoned building, full of vents, broken stairways, and hidden routes.
Back in my hometown, I would go to the top of the hill I live on, and build a massive rack for holding six or seven hundred fireworks, and point it towards the town. I would have cherry bombs (loud, but harmless firecrackers) rigged to detonators at various points of the main road!
Just after sunday mass, huge trenches filled with oil would be lit, blacking out the sky. I would have hundreds of monolite plains fly over the town in formation, and at the exact same time a swarm of hundreds of naked people would run through the town screaming. The firework racks would be light, and a cacophony of screeches would fill the air. Explosions would be going off everywhere, and the people in my town would be wondering what the hell was going on. The streakers would leave the town with no trace, and disappear into the woods. And no-body would have the faintest clue what the hell just happened!! !
Is that a way to spend money or what??
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