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23 Apr 2009, 8:10 pm

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23 Apr 2009, 8:46 pm

#3 is pure unmitigated awesomeness. :lmao:

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23 Apr 2009, 9:16 pm

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

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23 Apr 2009, 9:19 pm

gbollard wrote:

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

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23 Apr 2009, 10:45 pm

"Once you press my back, I will singing, crying & shaking." What kind of toy is that?! o_o

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23 Apr 2009, 10:55 pm

"I'll have the Omen Lattes with pottered, with a side of Bread Jane and butter, and some Coffee withal." :lmao:

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23 Apr 2009, 11:00 pm

"Here's a pair of scissors"

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23 Apr 2009, 11:08 pm

I'm not much for attire so un-plain, but the Engrish store tickles me pink.

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23 Apr 2009, 11:12 pm

OMG. I'm so buying that "I Hate Myself and I Want to Die" T-Shirt. epiclulz!
http://store.engrish.com/ihatmystshir.html

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25 Apr 2009, 6:16 am

The best Engrish I have ever seen is actually not from Engrish.com, but rather an English-language Chinese Communist poster, related to me by a friend of mine who works in the Far East:

"We must masturbate our collective creativity for the benefit of a glittery China."

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