How do you get a guy to leave you alone?

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Pat is the person with unknown gender in the film and the guy in pink begins stalking Pat. He even dresses like Pat. Its a comdey.

One thing that we have all noticed recently is that sometimes the heterosexuals who present themselves as being ardently homophobic actually turn out to be either homosexual or bisexual.

I've seen polls where females were much more likely than males to report themselves to be bisexual or homosexual.

Are you absolutely certain that you could not be maybe an eensy, teensy, weensy bit bisexual? Or are you a pure heterophobe, and completely closed to the idea of experimenting a bit?

Among certain social milieux, the taking of someone's virginity is considered a treat.

The poor guy is so infatuated with you, what would be the harm of a small taste?

If you came on as ultra sexually aggressive, then you might actually succeed in scaring him away.

She might be but I doubt this is the guy that sparks that curiosity.

I think that's a bit offensive, regardless whom its said too.

And I get the feeling you have more sympathy for the stalker rather than the stalkee

(but I could be misinterpreting what you mean, as I have a habit of doing )

I have sympathy for both, and am just trying to "think outside the box" for a bit, to see if we can devise a non-standard solution.

That is certainly true, but, when you get right down to it, "all cats look gray in the dark" after all.

Pandabear I am assuming you are a guy since you write like one. Let me make a suggestion to you why don't let go let some guy have butt sex with you!

There is nothing more disgusting than straight people who insist gay people should try straight sex when the straight person would think it an abomination for someone else to suggest they try gay sex.

I have no use for a penis. I find men's bodies disgusting and repulsive. I can be friends with a few guys if their cool; however most guys are jerks or dorks. If any guy even touches me he will get his head kicked in. And I am serious. I've already beat the crap outta someone that crossed my path and touched me and I do it again if I have to.

Considering you Pandabear are posting on the side of a stalker makes me wonder if you are Patrick. Pandabear is the sissy kind of name he would pick anyway.

I should think that if you explained the situation to Patrick in just those words, then he would leave you alone. I somehow had the impression that you were just toying with him for amusement.

The best solution for getting anyone to leave you alone is to just tell them straight-out that you don't want to talk to them and leave it at that.

Patrick sounds like the biggest f*****g moron in the whole US of A and I don't think he would get anything more subtle than a brick in the face.

Bazza has harangued and "talked" with Ticker for over a year now, and I think we like and understand each other a bit. I don't think Ticker would ever toy with anyone. If she would, she may have taken up Bazza's suggestion of telling this Patrick dickhead she gets turned on by tattoos and body piercing

Last edited by BazzaMcKenzie on 06 Sep 2007, 8:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Yeah Bazza knows me better than about anyone here and has a pretty good feel for things. Him and Prof Pretorius I've talked to a lot. See I don't hate all men! I actually have a lot more male friends at work and they are always greet me exitedly when I arrive. If Bazza wasn't clear on the other side of the globe I would make him my #1 fishing buddy. I just don't have a need for sexual relationships with guys. So no I don't toy with them. I definitely don't flirt and I don't dress provocative so I dislike the undue attention.

I didn't suggest the tattoo and piercings idea to Patrick because if he was dumb enough to do it then his momma would probably kick his butt out of the house. Very conservative family. Ever since I told him I was leaving the church he has quit talking to me. See I think he followed me there to begin with after overhearing me talking about the new church to another co-worker. So he may stop going if he thinks I've stopped.

This has to be the weirdest situation that I have ever heard of.

I wonder if he would be tempted to seek a sex-change operation to be with you?

Well in some ways he's already more feminine than I am. I wish he would just quit work so I don't have to see him every day. Unfortunately he is a temp worker and I overheard one of the supes praising him extensively so I have a feeling they will keep him on.

Maybe you should voice you concerns to them. Seriously you talked about contacting a minister/parents but in this case it is at least more relevant to as he works at the same place, goes to your place of worship. You should inform the people involve and out right tell him that you’re not interested.

Thing is my employer will fire someone at the drop of a hat after a sexual harrassment report. BUT the problem is the other employees have always turned on any woman that reports harrassment till she is forced to leave the company.

Get this- They moved him to other side of room and he was crooning at me when I was joking around with another group of people on the opposite side of the room. We were talking about stupid commericals and so forth. Someone mentioned how they hate the Sonic drive-in commericals with those two goofy guys and I said a little too loud "But I love those guys" and he bolted up like a meerkat jumping out of its hole to look at me. So now who knows what he thinks I was talking about and it has probably gotten his hopes up since I said the word "guys".

I talked to one of the church leaders who seem to take me seriously. She told me to talk to the minister. I left a voicemail for the minister that I needed to talk, but haven't gotten a call back. I'm sick with a respiratory infection so I haven't felt like pursuing it further and won't be going to church. Have dr orders to stay home and drink codeine cough syrup all weekend.

I know this is not funny, but...

The best way to get rid of a guy is to tell him you love him and want to marry him and quit your job and have 10 kids.

Works like a charm...

Seriously, good luck.