What Happens If You Look An Aspie In The Eye?

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For some reason, if I look into someones eyes, I go into a daze, a trance, like a deer in the headlights, I don't know why.

What happens if someone does it to another Aspie? would it annoy them?

They explode in green flame and dissolve into a fine gray ash, leaving a gaseous mist that can cause suffocation and weeping pustules.




That, or they become fixated on the face of the person they're talking to and become self-conscious and uncomfortable and lose track of what's being said.



Or both.

It burns a hole in the retina.

The probability of two subjects X and Y making eye contact approach zero as their AQ score increases.

Lim |(P((X(e)) && Y(e))| = 0
(AQ1*AQ2) 2500 (proper syntax ftl)

. . . if someone did that to me I would look away, which sort of brings an end to the whole matter.

To me, when a person gives eye contact to me, their eyes look like peeled boiled eggs, with irises and pupils. It grosses me out, and the people who are the most likely to do that to me, are NT females.

They look away?

sometimes i like to stare at my aspie SO because if i do it long enough, he starts to twitch

before i am lambasted for being a horrible NT, its ok by him and it makes him laugh. especially when i repeat over and over in a deep ominous voice, "im looking at you. im looking at you. im looking at you."

my 4 yr old aspie just tells you to stop looking at him. hes not as much fun =P

Sometimes when I focus too strongly on another person's eyes it's disturbing. Some people's eyes will annoy me because they look aggressive or empty/unthoughtful/insensitive, you know the meathead drill sergeant look I guess I can be prejudiced against certain types of faces.

I would look away.

Depends on the Aspies involved, no? Me, I would try hard to keep eye contact, but would eventually end up focusing on the nose or mouth. Then, I would become self conscious and stare at my hands as if there was something interesting on them I've never seen before.