Ever got confused by non-standard capitalisation/spelling?

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To give an example which just happened, I saw in my news feed: Rip Steve Jobs. For a while I wondered: Why would this person in my friend list want to rip (as in the verb) Steve Jobs? Then I realised he meant "R.I.P. Steve Jobs".

What I Hate Is When People Type Like This. I Then Read It Emphasizing Each Word With A Pause Between Which Is Very Annoying.

Iaslohatewhenpeopletypelikethisandusuallydontevenbothertryingtoreadit.

It tends to be when I hear things verbally and they make no sense and I realise I have misheard a word as another word e.g. I heard man with no pants (which was a little surprising) and it was actually man with notepad.
I probably do but can't think of an example. Minute confuses me as it usually means time but sometimes means very small and I always see it as the time one.

Yes. I consider "videogames" to be a misspelling. No one can convince me otherwise.

If someone types "Rip Steve Jobs" instead of "R.I.P. Steve Jobs," it's their illiteracy that's the problem, not our Asperger's.

But yes, I get annoyed and confused often by what I feel to be poor spelling or grammar. The most common annoyance for me is when a writer doesn't use as many commas as he should, so I don't know where the sentence is supposed to "pause."

Saw this headline in the paper today:

NUS (National University of Singapore) falls six places in THE rankings

I can recognise acronyms like UN, US, UK and PETA very quickly, but not THE for Times Higher Education. So when I read the headline out in my mind, I stressed the THE.

I do for a moment and then I figure it out.


Lot of people get annoyed by this stuff because it makes it so hard to read and harder to understand. Same as lack of punctuation. I will avoid long posts with poor grammar and spelling or lack of punctuation.

I also hate text speak, ugh. I see that as laziness and this is the forum, not a phone talking to another person who is also using their phone to chat with them.

I ALSO DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR ME TO READ BECAUSE I FIND IT TOO DISTRACTING BECAUSE OF ALL THESE BIG LETTERS. I HAVE A HARD TIME CONCENTRATING ON WHAT I AM READING HERE. PLUS IT FEELS LIKE IT'S A STRAIN ON MY EYES TO EVEN SEE THIS CRAP. ALSO THE FACT IT HURTS. I WILL SKIP IT TOO IF IT'S TOO LONG. IF YOU READ ALL THIS, GOOD FOR YOU.

I don't mind so much, unless it's a glaring error like the Rip you mentioned. Sometimes what is "supposed" to be capitalized seems randomly ambiguous to me. I often can't tell when to and when not to.

Also, different rules apply to different native languages, so when I see what I think are errors I keep in mind that English may not be the writer's native tongue. German, for example, requires all nouns to be capitalized. Some Germans are so in the habit of doing so, the habit follows in their typing of English. Asians that normally use symbols only for words, and not phonetic alphabets, might find English capitalization rules very confusing. Why wouldn't they? I grew up writing English and I'm STILL confused by it.

I use capitalization for emphasis on phpBB forums like this, only because I find it highly inconvenient to use italicizing or bolding. It's so much QUICKER and CONVENIENT to just use the shift key. It does annoy SOME other users though. I know because they've told me, but I don't let it bother me since there are also a lot of forums out there that DON'T have any other way to emphasize words. Capitalization works on ALL forums, so it's a habit I can use that works for all of them. No need to THINK about which type of forum I'm on.

I don't mind reading things so much. Of course I do have disgraphia, so I'm used to decoding my own oddly-capitalized misshapen handwriting constantly. Compared to that, text of any variety is pretty simple.

However, it does drive me crazy listening to people who want to try to "multitask" talking and doing something else. It's mostly because there tend to be more than ten seconds between each sentence.




So in the meantime, I assume the person is done talking to me and I try to move on to something else.




BUT THEN, like a knife cutting through the all-too-perfect silence, the ANNOYING voice of someone telling me all of the silly features of their smart phone pierces through my stream of thought!

ARRRR!
My room mate has been at it for twenty minutes now! I don't care about her stupid I-phone 4S features! I don't care about facebook! I keep trying to have a two-way conversation, but it doesn't work because she is just interested in her phone. She's not actually interested in talking to me at all! Is it rude if I just shut the bedroom door so that I don't have to listen to her talk to me about it from the kitchen?
I'm just kidding. I know the answer to that question.

I've read enough poor writing to be confused by proper writing. No joke! Whenever I see the right version of something (their vs there), or other such things, I am forced to read it multiple times, knowing that I'm reading the right version of it while doing so, just to process it.