Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

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TTRSage
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03 Dec 2013, 9:59 pm

An Aspie is the chicken who crossed the road to get to the other side.

A neurotypical is the chicken who crossed the road for the prestige involved in hoping that his fellow chickens will think he has been hobnobbing with the chickens on the other side.

naturalplastic
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03 Dec 2013, 10:09 pm

The chickens are always greener on the otherside.

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03 Dec 2013, 10:15 pm

If your chicken is green maybe someone else should do the cooking

AsYouWish
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03 Dec 2013, 10:15 pm

I don't wanna cross the road, too much traffic. I wanna expand space to 4D, and walk around the road. Am I still a chicken?

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03 Dec 2013, 11:01 pm

^^^
no, but you are a mathematical eagle.
the chicken crossed the road because it was psychic and wanted to visit "the other side."

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04 Dec 2013, 5:15 am

AsYouWish wrote:

I don't wanna cross the road, too much traffic. I wanna expand space to 4D, and walk around the road. Am I still a chicken?

Actually, scientifically speaking, time if the fourth dimension.

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04 Dec 2013, 7:29 am

auntblabby wrote:

^^^
no, but you are a mathematical eagle.
the chicken crossed the road because it was psychic and wanted to visit "the other side."

To commune with victims of Frank Purdue, and Colonel Sanders!

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04 Dec 2013, 9:03 am

... so he could go visit his chicken therapist to find out why he didn't fit in with the chickens on the other side of the road...

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04 Dec 2013, 9:09 am

Because it saw a poster on the other side of the road with fascinating fonts. Cluck cluck fonts!

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04 Dec 2013, 9:26 am

naturalplastic wrote:

The chickens are always greener on the otherside.

Are they the ones who lay green eggs for Dr. Suess? Now to find the green pig for the ham.

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04 Dec 2013, 5:28 pm

Those would be pigs from from outer space!

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04 Dec 2013, 6:40 pm

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