Apparently alien abduction causes autism

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If aliens are involved I want to know why they've left me stranded on this bone-headed backwater excuse of a planet.

You'd think they'd have the decent courtesy to drop me off somewhere far more interesting (Hello aliens - kindly check out the name of our website).

Faeries used to abduct human children and replace them with their own offspring. 'Changeling' must have been a handy label for defective children, back in the day. (before aliens were invented)

Visits by Faeries, interestingly, can also be neatly explained by psychosis or sleep paralysis.

Sleep paralysis is terrifying, even without hallucinations.

As aspies. We are aliens, aliens from earth. Does that mean that if we get kidnapped by an NT, would it be called an alien abduction? or if an aspie kidnaps an NT, would that too be an alien abduction as well?

They say that at Area 51 we have the pickled stiffs of the gray guys who piloted the ill fated UFO that crashed at Rosewell in 1947. Some even suggest that there are live aliens being held there. So they would be "alien hostages".

English is ambiguous on this: When they grab one of us Earthlings its called an "alien abduction". But if we could somehow intrude on the airspace of their home planet and kidnap one of them out of their bedroom at night-then that event would also be called "an alien abduction" (if an alien is the perp, or if the alien is the victim, of the abduction-either way-it would be rendered in English as "an alien abduction").

Mulder, is that you?

I'd much prefer the Jack Sparrow pirate abduction.

If I exist as an Autistic because my mother was abducted by an alien, that could mean only one disturbing thing...My mother is NOT a virgin.

My mother told me I got it from a toilet seat......

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I also think that sleep paralysis is extremely fascinating because so much of the brain function is effectively shut off, leaving a massive amount of resources (brain capability) to do other things.
I agree the experience can be very disturbing and terrifying because the perceptions can seem even more real than our waking conscious perceptions.

Maybe they gave us part of there DNA so when someday they decide to invade earth no one will notice them as much. People by then will be use to autistic behaviors.

Well, I guess my parents have always joked that I came from Mars. Perhaps it's not that far of a stretch that I was abducted by aliens. I wish they would have taken me with them, though.

When Google's auto correct was less secure you could type in "autistic people" and the concluding fragment of the sentence was "are dolphins."

I thought I saw a funny green creature looking through my crib, when I was 6 months old.

Today it's alien abduction. Before that it was ghosts or succubus. For anyone who has experience sleep paralysis like I have it's easy to see how people might think the experience was real and carried out by other entities. I don't suppose there's any scientific proof of the boy's surgery claims OP?

Does this mean that if human abducted an alien, we would be giving the alien autism?

What about one alien species abducting another?

Ooooh! Now I want to abduct an alien so I can find out. Anyone know where I can find one in the central Colorado area?