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Start with an English phrase:
I love Desperate Housewives and can't wait for the new season.
into Japanese
私はデスパレートな妻たちの愛は、新しいシーズンを待つことはできません。
back into English
I love Desperate Housewives is not waiting for the new season.
back into Japanese
私はデスパレートな妻たちの愛は、新しいシーズンを待っているではありません。
back into English
I love Desperate Housewives, in which there is no waiting for the new season.
back into Japanese
私ではない、新しいシーズンを待っているデスパレートな妻たちが大好きです。
back into English
Not me, I love Desperate Housewives are waiting for the new season.
back into Japanese
私ではなく、私はデスパレートな妻たちの愛は、新しいシーズンに向けて待っている。
back into English
Not me, I love Desperate Housewives, is waiting for the new season.
back into Japanese
私ではなく、私は、デスパレートな妻たちの愛は、新しいシーズンを待っている。
back into English
Not me, I love Desperate Housewives, is waiting for the new season.
Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.

Someone set fire to the hair in my pants!
誰かが髪に私のズボンに火をつける！
I put pants on fire if someone's hair!
私は火のズボンに言えば髪を！
I have hair to put the fire in your pants!
私はあなたのズボンに火を消すに毛が！
I have hair to put out the fire in your pants!
私はあなたのズボンに火を消すのに毛が！
I have hair to put out the fire in your pants!

I am the Dastardly Fart Queen!
私は、卑劣なおならの女王よ！
I am the Queen of dirty fart!
私は、クイーン汚いやつのよ！
I have no queen of the tight-ass!
私は、コチコチのない女王が！
I'm not the queen of Koc Koc!
私はコチコチの女王ですよ！
I'm the queen of the tight-ass!
私は、コチコチの女王よ！
I am the Queen of politeness!
私は、女王の礼儀正しさよ！
I have no courtesy of the Queen!
私は、女王のは礼儀が！
I am the queen of good manners!
良いマナーの女王よ！
She's the queen of good manners!
彼女はマナーの女王！
She is the queen of etiquette!
彼女は礼儀作法の女王です！
She is the queen of etiquette!

Above all, approach life spiritually; see the essence and, if necessary, ignore appearance.
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Must please the spirit and approach to life. Ignore the appearance of the essence.

"It's like looking down an electron microscope and seeing a thousand dancing hamsters"

-->

"Hamster dance of the year 1000 was used as a microscope"

Not a million miles away...

OMG, I'm dying laughing!! !

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.
----->
In your country, please do not please the Earl. You can ask questions of the country where you live. You - please.

Romeo, Romeo - wherefore art thou Romeo?
into Japanese
ロミオ、ロメオ-何のためにアートなたはロミオ？
back into English
Romeo, Romeo - for what art thou Romeo?
back into Japanese
ロミオ、ロメオ-のどの芸術なたはロミオ？
back into English
Romeo, Romeo - Romeo, thou art of throat?
back into Japanese
ロミオ、ロメオ-ロミオは、のどなた？
back into English
Romeo, Romeo - Romeo, anyone in?
back into Japanese
ロミオ、ロメオ-ロミオの誰？
back into English
Romeo, Romeo - Juliet anyone?
back into Japanese
ロミオ、ロメオ-ジュリエット誰？
back into English
Romeo, Romeo - Juliet anyone?

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
tl;dr
Next: In this case, your pocket, please check the next time you need a gun to my attention that you meet?

One more, and then I'll take a break, I promise. Thank you to the OP, for many future hours of hilarity!


Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
--->
1-1,1,1 easy access to one bit, each one using a simple one is 11111111.

Ok, I'm no white supremacist here, but hey lets see what this phrase translates to:
Original phrase: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
Japanese: 我々は白の子どもたちの人々の存在と将来を確保する必要があります
English: We white kids who need to secure our present and future
Japanese: 人を確保する必要があります我々は白人の若者たち私たちの現在と将来
English: We need people to ensure our present and future white kids
Japanese: われわれは、現在および将来の白人の若者たちを確保するため必要がある
English: We need to ensure current and future white kids
Japanese: 我々は、現在および将来の白人の若者たちを確保するため必要がある
English: We need to ensure current and future white kids
Equilibrium found!
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Now, this is the best:

Redneck
偏狭
Bigotry
偏見
Prejudice
偏見
Prejudice
Equilibrium found!
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war on terrorism
into Japanese
対テロ戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
back into Japanese
戦争テロ
back into English
Terrorism War
back into Japanese
テロとの戦争
back into English
War on terror
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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I think the police would love to have some lunch after a high speed chase

suspect's vehicle boxed in
容疑者の車で弁当
Lunch in the suspect vehicle
昼食は、容疑者の車で
Lunch is a suspect vehicle
昼食容疑者の車です
Lunch is a suspect vehicle
Equilibrium found!

no, I can't resist, this is the funniest thing I've seen in forever.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down.
--->
So, I'm a man, you need to please open the door for us.

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The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.
--->
The land auction was held in the largest small nut.

Did you see? Reptilian death ray! It's gotta be!

(50 translations later)

Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please refer to please?
Cowardly death ray! This is a muscle!

Original phrase: In America, you find party. In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU! !
Japanese: アメリカでは、党を見つける。ソ連ロシアでは、パーティーを見つけた！
English: In the U.S., find the party. In Soviet Russia, party finds!
Japanese: 米国では、ハンナラ党を見つける。ソ連ロシアでは、パーティーを検索！
English: In the U.S., find the GNP. In Soviet Russia, the search party!
Japanese: 米国では、ハンナラ党を見つける。ソ連ロシアでは、捜索隊！
English: In the U.S., find the GNP. In Soviet Russia, a search party!
Japanese: 米国では、ハンナラ党を見つける。ソ連ロシアでは、捜索隊！
English: In the U.S., find the GNP. In Soviet Russia, a search party!
Equilibrium found!

Box 3 identifies the tax year for which the refund in box 2 was made.
--->
One one or two comments two or three - Mar 1 days, the single tax day, a day order one 1111111,2 to identify 2 2 2 2 will be paid in the text box two box.

(that always seems to happen to my taxes....)

Tired of Waiting for You - The Kinks

I'm so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

I'm so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

I was a lonely soul
I had nobody till I met you
But you keep-a me waiting
All of the time
What can I do?

It's your life
And you can do what you want
Do what you like
But please don't keep-a me waiting
Please don't keep-a me waiting

'Cause I'm so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

I was a lonely soul
I had nobody till I met you
But you keep-a me waiting
All of the time
What can I do?

It's your life
And you can do what you want
Do what you like
But please don't keep-a me waiting
Please don't keep-a me waiting

'Cause I'm so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you
For you
For you

??

The darling, unworldly Mick Avory with hands like shovels, who wouldn't dare choose to hurt a soul
--->
Mick Avory option, in another world, different people to get a shovel and you can prevent a lot of, many of these brave

Some of the interim ones are even better:
"People, people, Mick Avory unworldly brave choice of a shovel in your hands Love does not hurt"

"We shovel our people who, Mick Avory not interfere with people who love the otherworldliness of choice in the hands of these brave"

ROFL