Where is my..... [Game]

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They went to meet their fate. Don't we all?

Where is my next port of call?

To The Old Man of Hoy, they need a new FreeviewHD transmitter installing on the top.

Where is my porridge spurtle?

Goldilocks ate it.

Where is my fan?

He's my fan now. my biggest one.


where is my andy?

He's in the kitchen cooking a chicken tikka Ruby.

Where is my clove toothpaste?

It's being interviewed on a chat show called "Herbal Verbal".

Where is my cheque book?

Ahem, yes, I ate that as well, sorry.

Where is my notebook?

It's being carefully scrutinized by a leading gastro-enterologist.

Where are my critical faculties?

It's gone roaming (to Rome?), to see if it can obtain more favourable roaming charges for you.

Where is my Black Cherry Cider?

Sorry, my pet pig Charlie mistook it for blood and drank it all.

Where is green tea with honey?

I think someone's taken your green tea to make the coloured background for the above post. As for your honey, I couldn't tell you, honey.

Where is my local chip shop?

You put the shop on your shoulder together with the chip.

Where is my towel?

A German tourist found it on his deckchair, and promptly disposed of it.

Where is my job interview?

Waiting for you on Tuesday dressed up smart at the local fishery market.

Where is my daily cabbage soup?

Not available today. The Ministry of Cabbage has restricted you to one such dish per week, because of disruptions to supplies.

Where is my radio reception?