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Vicar's Toast.
Marmalade Wire.
Amoeba Yariba.
Legtwist.
Abdominal Armpits.
Jam Spam.
Wet Wipe Willy.
Biscuit Whistle.

Musically Sound

Talentless Hacks
Corporate Sellout
Titanic Failure
Defects of God's Creation

"older bolder boulders rolled us". (more like a song title than a band name)
"no name yet"
"listen to this!! !"

Hag.
Box Bebop.
Red Skin.
Sofa Muse.
Flayed Carrot.
Push Once.
Orange Mess.
Huge Melons.

The Devil's Panties
Chainsaw Artists
The Devil In His Panties With a Chainsaw
The Yiffmasters
God is Ted
Kill Your Parents, Burn Your School
Thrill Your Parents With Your Stool

Itchy Spanner.
Saw Blanket.
Run Peter Run.
The Smooth Balloons.
Wart Cream and Melanie.
The Dog's Legs.
Happy Clapper.
Clamping Hampers.

''the isolated incident''

''blood bank dollar''

''its a wonderful funeral''

''the horrid yorick shock'' (shakespear's hamlet inspired).

''pub bingo''

Linoleum Dance.
A Pile of Bricks.
Wheelbarrow Waltzers.
Hung Yesterday.
Fat Yellow Sticker.
Empty Emily.
Harpooned Owls.
The Staggering Hamster. (hmm, more like a pub)

Tuna Patrol

"splat". (for a "head banging" band that makes heads bang so hard they go "splat")

"clown town". (for a band who plays songs that are not serious)

"gerzumpulalia". (for a band who's members just spazz out and play any old note (within the confines of the original score) that occurs to them while they physically simulate having a unique spasm)

"terror deck tiles" (for a band who's songs lyrics are mostly syllabically phonetically interchangeable with other linguistic percepts). yes i know that sentence contained 2 adjacent adverbs, but i do not really care.

"tunes from hell" (for a band that plays music that sends shivers down peoples spines due to it's evocation of terrifying and psychotic ideas in anyone who appreciates the genius of the composition and arrangement of the music)

"mind blind" (for a band that plays tunes that are entirely calculated by computations of various mathematical formulae crafted for the roles they are intended to perform in the construction of the song (it may seem like the title "mind blind" is inappropriate to a band that crafts songs from their heads and not their hearts, but it is appropriate due to the fact that their hearts feel no socially agreed upon music due to their blindness of anyone else's minds, so they derive a formula to substitute for their lack of social creativity)).

deary me i am having trouble being concise.
i was concise in an earlier thread i posted to but i seem to have spent all my energy associated with concision. i can not summarize when i am tired.

"jack's sh1t". (for a band who plays exceptionally well crafted songs written by someone who is called "jack")

"listen to this". (that is self explanatory (i think i may have posted that band name idea before in this thread, but i would have to control copy all of this draft and paste it in a notepad document and then back out of this reply and reread the thread to find out if my suspicion is correct. i can not be bothered to do that so i will just post what i have written so far)).

''getting by on three hours''
''cheese ,sneeze and general mushrooms''
''the three microorganisms''
''furthur submergement''
''ocean spit''
''mouldy old skulls''
''smashed,crashed and landed''
and finally
''inferior ,much?''

Squarepipe.
Lid.
Soon Ambulance.
Suits You.
Wetplate.
Red Flounder.
Nailhead.
Turnover Halt.

Chapstick

The Growling Owls
Penguin Trumpet
Extreme Super Poon