When I started college and started this volunteer job with someone who worked in the Psychology dept of my school, I was working with this work-study student who was mean to me. No matter what I did, it was wrong, and I couldn't do anything right. It was around that time that my imaginary friend Claire showed up. Claire was patterned directly after Lauren Ambrose's character in the show Six Feet Under, and had the temper and volatile personality to match. Claire took it upon herself to look after me and make sure no one was mean to me, since I was basically all alone, for all intents and purposes. Whenever the guy I worked with was mean to me, Claire would whisper in my ears all kinds of things I could do to punish him, which I of course wanted to act on but never really did. Every time I didn't, she would berate me for not standing up for myself and say that she didn't know why she was even wasting her time being my protector if I wasn't even going to take her advice.
The next semester, I quit the job and I didn't see much of Claire after that. Which was okay, since she wasn't as nice as my other imaginary friends are. Holloway (another of my imaginary friends) didn't like Claire at all, and has told me that if she moves back, he's not going to be happy.
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I wish Sterling Holloway narrated my life.
"IT'S NOT FAIR!" "Life isn't fair, Calvin." "I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in MY favor?" ~ from Calvin and Hobbes