gsilver wrote:
I'm bored, so I'm pulling a theory out of a hat...
I like the cut of yer jib there, matey!
Your willingness to pursue such a complex topic using mathematics speaks well of you. But can a simple, algebraic formula really capture the subtlety and romance of the human heart? Can it anticipate those first, sweet moments where anything can happen? No, sir. I think not.
It's obvious that what you need here is matrix mathematics. Yes, everything from preferences to statistics loaded onto the back of a little card - much like a business card. Then just multiply in Current TV Trends, a bit of Chaos, and Willingness to Settle. Two potential lovers meet, swap cards, whip out a TI-85, crunch the matrices, and see if the result is within a standard deviation on the bell curve. Anyone who can't do the math shouldn't mate... but if they MUST, they should appeal to the Gods of Chance - both roll 1D20. If both roll above 10, it was meant to be. If either rolls a natural 20, they should make out on the spot. If either rolls a 1, they must trip on a projecting stone, stumble into a flaming pit of vipers, and impale themselves on their sword, a la Dungeons and Dragons.
Obviously, Romeo and Juliet wouldn't have been able to do the math - what with them being, like, 14, born before it was taught in schools, and also fictional. But if they'd bothered to roll the dice, I think they would have both come up "1"'s.