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06 Nov 2023, 5:30 pm

Maybe you should take her out for drinks and give her the low-down.
Do you have any dick pics saved on your phone?

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07 Nov 2023, 2:26 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

TwilightPrincess wrote:

My 23 year old cousin who’s getting married in a couple of months has never seen male parts and won’t until the wedding night.

She looks like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, but she doesn’t have a tail.

This is why dating is bad in Texas

Both my exes lived in Texas & judging by what they told me about their friends & various people they knew, there's two extremes. One is the type your talking about & the other is the type that is pregnant or has kids by the time they graduate high-school. My 1st ex is the type that might of been the latter. She cheated on me with her ex because he gave her drugs & she got involved with him when she was 13 or 14. I find it almost ironic that some people thought I was a bad guy when I was trying to help her quit drugs. I'm extremely far from perfect but I really cared about her & was trying to be good for her so I was a lot better than the alternative. The world is not black & white.

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12 Nov 2023, 12:43 pm

Just told my bf he's my yummy pie :lol:

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12 Nov 2023, 12:45 pm

babybird wrote:

Just told my bf he's my yummy pie :lol:

Romantic!

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12 Nov 2023, 12:48 pm

Oh he loves it

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12 Nov 2023, 12:49 pm

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Oh he loves it

I believe it. :salut:

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12 Nov 2023, 5:51 pm

Short-haired war bird looking for a long-haired hippie. Is anyone interested?

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12 Nov 2023, 6:12 pm

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Short-haired war bird looking for a long-haired hippie. Is anyone interested?

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12 Nov 2023, 7:38 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

Short-haired war bird looking for a long-haired hippie. Is anyone interested?

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17 Nov 2023, 2:17 pm

It's funny how in sync my bf and me are. We're 300 miles away from each other and somehow we both managed to snap the arm off our glasses on the same day.

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18 Nov 2023, 8:45 am

Why am I attracted to most any women who acts sweet towards me? It makes me feel like I'm high.

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18 Nov 2023, 10:02 am

babybird wrote:

It's funny how in sync my bf and me are. We're 300 miles away from each other and somehow we both managed to snap the arm off our glasses on the same day.

You guys sound cosmically linked.

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18 Nov 2023, 1:04 pm

:lol:

I think we are

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18 Nov 2023, 6:33 pm

I might be too easy going sometimes in my relationship. Not because I'm worried about upseting Cass but rather because I don't have a strong preference or I don't really care. It can be problematic sometimes if she wants me to take the lead with something.

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18 Nov 2023, 11:15 pm

I ghosted someone again...well technically two people. I really should deal with my fear of intimacy one of these days so I can stop being so dreadful.

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21 Nov 2023, 11:36 pm

I saw so many hippies in so little time today that I thought I was going to trip over my own feet. :wink:

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