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28 Feb 2011, 2:51 pm

emlion wrote:
candy for sex is a good trade.

...I just wanted alcohol.

Hmm...what an interesting turn of events.



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28 Feb 2011, 2:51 pm

flamemasterelan wrote:
emlion wrote:
candy for sex is a good trade.

...I just wanted alcohol.

Hmm...what an interesting turn of events.


candy for alcohol is also a good trade.



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28 Feb 2011, 2:52 pm

I am full of candy.



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28 Feb 2011, 2:53 pm

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I am full of candy.


do i have to hit you with a big stick to get it out?



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28 Feb 2011, 2:55 pm

emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I am full of candy.


do i have to hit you with a big stick to get it out?


No, just sex and I'll spit them out.



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28 Feb 2011, 2:55 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I am full of candy.


do i have to hit you with a big stick to get it out?


No, just sex and I'll spit them out.


awesome. i'll be there in 5 minutes.



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28 Feb 2011, 2:57 pm

I never turned down sex for candy. :(



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28 Feb 2011, 2:59 pm

emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
I am full of candy.


do i have to hit you with a big stick to get it out?


No, just sex and I'll spit them out.


awesome. i'll be there in 5 minutes.


Wait.... this is too good to be true.

I change my mind, no sex.



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28 Feb 2011, 2:59 pm

there's plenty of Em to go around. :wink:



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28 Feb 2011, 5:25 pm

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I tend to initiate the kissing and stuff.
Men are often oblivious, or scared to make a move. :lol:

Or you could go for the cute awkward 'can i kiss you now?' thing, that makes me melt.


Do you think it's common for girls to go for the whole asking thing? Have many guys used it on you? Would you use if picking someone up in a club?

Any girls who don't initiate got any signs they give when they want it? Or any guys who've managed to pick up any signals?



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28 Feb 2011, 5:25 pm

emlion wrote:
I tend to initiate the kissing and stuff.
Men are often oblivious, or scared to make a move. :lol:

Or you could go for the cute awkward 'can i kiss you now?' thing, that makes me melt.


That works? Maybe I should try it...

My old standard, "Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?" doesn't work very well for some reason. :?



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28 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

a good sense of humour is a massive plus.

i've never been able to turn down the 'can i kiss you now?' line. it's too adorable for me.



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28 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

emlion wrote:
candy for sex is a good trade.


But who's getting the better deal?? :lol:



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28 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

Mark198423 wrote:
emlion wrote:
candy for sex is a good trade.


But who's getting the better deal?? :lol:


depends on the candy. :wink:



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28 Feb 2011, 5:31 pm

emlion wrote:
Mark198423 wrote:
emlion wrote:
candy for sex is a good trade.


But who's getting the better deal?? :lol:


depends on the candy. :wink:


Ferrero Rocher, if it's good enough for the ambassador...



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28 Feb 2011, 5:33 pm

oh my sex is waaaaay better than those things. >.<
maybe a battered mars bar, then we're on evens.