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They want an easy out: If you’re dating a jerk, no one is going to think you’re crazy for wanting to dump him once you’re tired of him.
They weren’t douchebags to begin with: Some douchebags are created once they start dating a hottie and think they can get away with it.
Douchebags are more passionate: Some girls date jerks because "safe" guys are more mild.
Douchebags are fun to complain about: We’ve all met her-the girl who loves drama. And dating a douchebag is sure to bring attention-inducing drama.
They don’t know what they want: Some girls date jerks because they just don’t know what they’re looking for.
Affection from a douchebag means more: If a guy is a total jerk 90% of the time, the 10% that he’s nice means a lot more, which will keep girls hanging on.
They have low expectations: Hot girls know that the majority of guys out there are douchebags, so until they’re ready to settle down, they are happy to play around with jerks for a while.
They’re on the rebound: A girl on the rebound is often looking for a man who is shallow and offers low maintenance attention, which douchebags are happy to deliver on.
Douchebags are more attractive: The douchebags who are attractive know they’re attractive, and realize that they can get away with being a jerk.
Women like mystery: Douchebags, with their spotty affection, offer a certain degree of mystery that girls love.
They’re douchebags, too: Girls can be douchebags, too, and douchebag girls tend to like douchebag guys.
They think all men are douchebags: Some girls just don’t realize that there are guys out there who aren’t complete jerks.
Jerks are big and important, didn’t you know?: Plenty of douchebags are sports players, rich doctors, and other "important people" who usually get a free pass to be a douchebag and get the ladies.
They don’t realize they’re hot: Some hot girls don’t realize that they’re hot enough to never have to date a douchebag.
They’re too young to know better: Girls new in the dating game may not understand that douchebags are to be avoided.
They just want sex: Some girls are just looking for a physical relationship, which most douchebags are more than happy to provide.
They like the chase: "Nice" guys tend to give girls lots of attention, but douchebags give girls the elusive chase that they want.
Douchebags are honest about being douchebags: Honesty about going for what you want is a sign of strength for many women.
Douchebags are always on the hunt: Douchebags, unlike nice guys, are always trying to score a new hottie, which means they’ll have a better chance of finding one.
They’re afraid to be alone: Some girls are so afraid to be alone, they’ll date anyone, even a jerk.
Nice guys suffocate hot girls: Some hotties stay away from nice guys because once they get their hands on one, they’ll never have a free moment away from him.
Nice guys are too shy to say something: Often, nice guys take a more passive approach to dating, which means girls may not even know they’re being pursued.
Douchebags are persistent: Douches, on the other hand, are much more forward, making girls aware of their attraction.
They don’t know they’re dating douchebags: Some girls truly have no idea that the guy they’re dating is a jerk.
They don’t want surprises: Douchebags, among other things, are incredibly consistent and easy to predict.
Douchebags command attention: Girls notice douchebags because they’re more likely to seek out attention.
Peer pressure: Nice guys and hot girls are often just in a different social class.
They’re rebelling: When a hot girl breaks up with her "nice guy," she’s probably going to want to find the exact opposite of him-a douchebag.
They don’t want to become emotionally attached: With a douchebag, a girl can be assured that she doesn’t have to worry about getting too emotionally intertwined.
Douchebags are powerful: Often, douchebags are powerful people in their regular lives, which is generally a turn-on for girls.
They want a challenge: Some girls like to think they can be the one to turn a douchebag into a nice guy.
They want what they can’t have: Girls often like to pursue relationships with men that they know will never commit.
They like to be treated like crap: Some girls have such low self-respect that they expect to get bad treatment from a guy.
Nice guys don’t offer a spark: Douchebags often offer a chemistry that "nice guys" can’t.
They don’t want to feel bad for being a douche, too: When you’re dating a douchebag, there’s less pressure to be a nice girlfriend.
They come from an abusive home: Some girls come from an abusive background and just date what they’re used to.
They love confidence: Douchebags are confident, and women like that.
They’re lonely: Lonely girls would rather date a douchebag than no one at all.
They like bad boys: Bad boys are exciting, and girls will date them even if they’re jerks.
Jerks are well connected: Whether they’re in a frat or exclusive social circle, douchebags are often well-connected to the ladies.
They want to be dominated: Some girls like domination, a quality that most douchebags offer.
Other hot girls date them: When one hot girl dates a douchebag, other hot girls think that he’s dateable, too.
Girls like danger: Again, bad boys and danger are exciting, and girls like that.
Douchebags have money: Douchebags often have wealth, or at least wealthy parents, which is very attractive to some girls.
They’re bored: A little drama from a douchebag is sure to cure boredom for most girls.
They can smell nice guys’ desperation: Hot girls often stay away from "nice guys" because they start to get too clingy.
They have low self confidence: Some girls don’t think they can do any better than a douchebag.
They have something to prove: Some girls will take on a douchebag as a challenge to show others she can make him a nicer man.
They’re into status: Hot girls are wooed by the douchebag’s nice car, cool job, and appearance of wealth.
04 Oct 2011, 2:17 pm
u so sexiii.
