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18 Jul 2012, 12:40 pm

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Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


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18 Jul 2012, 12:41 pm

hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
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Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD


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18 Jul 2012, 12:44 pm

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Could you pick me up some sweet and sour chicken, please? That'd be nice.


I couldn't find an attractive person able to go to your home so I put it in parcel mail... it'll arrive hot & ready in about 3 weeks!



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18 Jul 2012, 12:59 pm

AScomposer13413 wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
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Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD

NO IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY, BUT I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FROSTED WITH MARSHMALLOWS PLEASE!! !! !


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18 Jul 2012, 1:09 pm

hyperlexian wrote:
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hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD

NO IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY, BUT I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FROSTED WITH MARSHMALLOWS PLEASE!! !! !


Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms it is, then :P


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18 Jul 2012, 1:11 pm

AScomposer13413 wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
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hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
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Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


Oh my 8O Should I also throw in cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? XD

NO IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY, BUT I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FROSTED WITH MARSHMALLOWS PLEASE!! !! !


Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms it is, then :P

THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS OMNOMNOMMMMMMMMMM


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18 Jul 2012, 1:21 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


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18 Jul 2012, 5:25 pm

Talking about magic, I'm beginning to hang out with some female herbalists/witches/lesbians. I'm trying super hard not to stare @titties n stuff....

They seem to want for quite different things than most people. I really like their otherworldly outlook and ancient wisdoms

My aspie ego has much to learn from them, and I bring a wealth of information too, that they seem to appreciate

They want my information...



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18 Jul 2012, 5:27 pm

What do females want?

How the hell should I know?


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18 Jul 2012, 5:28 pm

hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


What's marzipan?


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18 Jul 2012, 5:32 pm

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What's marzipan?


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emV4EueRzKI&feature=related[/youtube]

So many dead links... IE sucks. ;)



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18 Jul 2012, 6:43 pm

BlueMax wrote:
Kinme wrote:
Could you pick me up some sweet and sour chicken, please? That'd be nice.


I couldn't find an attractive person able to go to your home so I put it in parcel mail... it'll arrive hot & ready in about 3 weeks!



:geek:


That will be moldy, I'm sure.



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18 Jul 2012, 6:52 pm

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That will be moldy, I'm sure.


That's the joke - hope you like mushrooms! ;)



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18 Jul 2012, 7:41 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
AspergianMutantt wrote:
AScomposer13413 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


Does it matter what kind of chocolate or can I give her various kinda to let her taste test them? :P


No, just take her into a candy shop, browse the chocolate section, and let her show you what she likes by what she goes for the most. nothing needs to be said :P

PINK POPCORN, CANDY FLOSS, TURKISH DELIGHT AND MARZIPAN!! !! !! !


What's marzipan?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan



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18 Jul 2012, 7:48 pm

ladies ladies ladies, look no further!
Come with me for a cruse upon my Arabian yacht as we sail the sandy seas.
enjoy the fine selection of all the common and rare chocolates and candies from around the world, as we drink deep the finest wines.
Enjoy all the most wonderful eclectic musics that our world has to offer, while we dance to our own rhythm of life.
Enjoy the tides of the world crashing upon distant shores as we make love to the rhythm of our own rising tides.
Choose all the finest cloths and shoes that the world has to offer, dancing upon your skin with the greatest of delights.
See all the sites the world has to offer, as we travel hand in hand with the moon of each others eyes reflected within each others hearts and lives..
You can have it all with me, a merchant of travail, a poor gypsy of the night.

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18 Jul 2012, 8:05 pm

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Females want respect, love, comfort, security, and Intimacy and of course chocolate. :D


There's an ice cream flavor at my grocery (I often just wander around, looking at things...)
called "Death by Chocolate".

What a way to go!


Seriously, though. When was the last time you saw chocolate being marketed using a man?
I dunno if that's just a stereotype, or if there really is something physiological going on with women and chocolate, more so than men.


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