Men: what you think when your GF/wife farts?

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Just as a counterpart?

Are you repulsed? Do they do it a lot? Do you not mind? Do you like it?

None of my Gf's would openly fart, unless it was uncontrollable They weren't that funny either.

What about women who date women!?

My ex used to look very serious and say "I'm so sorry, babe." and then I'd get all "Huh?" THEN I would smell something unnatural and gag and she would laugh at me. She was great. I thought it was gross, funny, and incredibly adorable.

Another girl I still sometimes hang out with, we were never serious but nonetheless we were sort of a couple. She was five foot tall and maybe 90lbs at the most. She would sit on my lap all of the time and sometimes she would sit down and purposefully fart on me.

I don't know why but I think it's adorable when girls I'm seeing try to gross me out with something so normal. Everybody makes air biscuits. No big deal, I say.

To quote Redd Foxx: "One thing I am happy about: Girl's don't fart. No they don't. They poot. But remember fellas: Two poots equal a fart."

I can take it

I'm not into that kind of stuff!

Passing gas by accident or when needed really doesn't bother me

It doesn't bother me; all human beings do it.

I don't object to human nature, but I remember my ex having gas so bad it would make the whole house smell fecal!
I begged her to DO something about it - see a doctor... something! It went on for months and she never forgave me for objecting to her gas...

That has never happened to me. I wouldn't be too bothered, really, if it's accidental.

It used to shock me. Now I accept it for what it is. If the farts smell bad though... I dunno. I'd have to recommend a change in diet or something.

As a man who has absolutely no idea of what it is like to have a girlfriend, I have to ask: what is the deal with it? They have intestines for a reason.

"Challenge accepted."

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