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A lot of people I dated have been gay.
Not saying it was me, but do you want to take that chance?

The people I've dated so far have mostly been jerks. What does that say about you?

^^No.

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I just got my fifth cat. They all have UTIs and so does my dog. You should check out the puddles on my floor in the morning, or the golden rivers in my bathtub. It's pretty easy to avoid because I have many bottles of enzyme cleaner displayed around the house. Beware of the basement though. My dog crapped down there again and the faecal test has yet to be processed for parasites. I picked up the poop but still need to scrub the floor.

I'll get to that after I log off from talking to all the internet strangers who make my heart throb.

I know French, Spanish, and I'm flirting with Italian (not AN Italian ). I didn't learn them to talk to people, though. They are for enjoying input/knowledge for knowledge's sake only. I love languages. However, I have serious reservations about people.

So ... I have a boyfriend. Well kInd of. I mean, it's like part-time-time but full-time-lust. Don't call it FWB though or he'll kill you because that's disrespectful to me, even though he cheated on me and that was OK because it was my own fault. Our sex life was so good he needed an emotional connection elsewhere, since I'm actually a cyborg.

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I know sign language but I don't want you to sign to me because that would involve having a conversation.
And don't try to speak to me because I'm deaf.
Oh, and don't call me.
Text only.
And expect one word answers.

I've been compared to Phoebe since Friends first aired.
I think that's a compliment because Phoebe is the smartest of them all.
She's also one of the smartest women in TV history, even though she hangs with cyborgs.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xiYuZJ ... hannel=TBS

It's been proven that I'm a genetic mutant.

I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid. It always made me hungry for pizza.

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OK I actually feel badly for saying that comment about my relationship.
I didn't mean to shame anyone.
In his defence it wasn't PIV.
It lasted five minutes.
But, I'm not going there again with the analysis.
It's long in the past and not even an issue between us.
Sorry, babe.
I wanted to make fun of myself, not you.

"One of my great-grandfathers owned a brothel. He was apparently a real as*hole apart from but sort of related to the brothel. Luckily, he died before I was born. Geez, the women in my family suck at picking men. What does that say about you? "

^ Wow!

It always surprises me when my family talks about how much worse the world is getting. They've been doing so ever since I can remember (before I was 5), but all sorts of crazy stuff happened in my family back in the day. It's significantly better than it used to be which isn't saying much but still.