Share a Fact About Yourself That You Would Tell a Date

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My grandfather and uncles were freemasons in CA.

I don't know what that means exactly, but apparently it raises eyebrows.

^ A facelift club?

I think that's it. ^ Don't tell anyone.

“Let me tell you ALL the details about my traumatic labor and delivery…”



“Man, I had trouble getting that little bundle of joy to breastfeed at first… Wait until I tell you ALL about my experience with breastfeeding/pumping!”

There's a national hero's monument for my dad, and he'll whoop your ass from the grave if you do me wrong.

I have never had sex

Do you want to change that?

I say that and his lips would be on mine very quickly

How do you know that?
Not all men would react like that.
Some of them are even nice guys!

^ Crazy talk! (JK)

Asking "Do you want to change that?" isn't the same as giving the man consent.
I'd hate to think some men would react that way, even if they wanted to.

I would tell a date I can only manage part-time dating.

“Here’s all the video games I 100 percented…”

(Mostly Zelda and Mario games)

I am a walrus, not the walrus though, so no coo-coo-ca-chu unfortunately.

You can be my walrus. ^

^^ That’s disappointing. I like coo-coo-ca-chus.

I currently have $4 in my checking account. How about we hit up the dollar menu at McDonald's or postpone our date for a week? Of course, you could come to my place. I could make some fried rice or egg sandwiches. Your choice.

I"m nearly bankrupt but I'll run like hell if you have money, if you try to pay for anything, or if you offer to help.
I won't marry you, live with you, or let you woo me with cash.
Your stability is actually intimidating to me, and makes me want to break up.

No, you can't have anything of mine either, if you happen to be needy.

A lot of people close to me have died.
Not saying it was me, but do you want to take that chance?