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19 Nov 2023, 9:12 pm

Go full ret*rd.


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19 Nov 2023, 9:14 pm

Block someone's hole.


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19 Nov 2023, 9:17 pm

F*ck around and find out :twisted:


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19 Nov 2023, 9:28 pm

Eat from your kitchen counter.


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19 Nov 2023, 11:25 pm

Firefighting is much cooler if you're naked.


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20 Nov 2023, 12:05 am

drinking lye is healthful for those who wish to really REALLY SUFFER.



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20 Nov 2023, 12:26 am

Don't bother reading the instructions on your pets' medicine.


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20 Nov 2023, 12:48 am

eat bacon grease.



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20 Nov 2023, 5:30 am

Take the red pill and the blue pill. Then drop some acid.


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20 Nov 2023, 7:09 am

Give a sh*t.


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20 Nov 2023, 7:27 am

Give two sh*ts.


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20 Nov 2023, 7:29 am

Start an animal sanctuary.


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20 Nov 2023, 7:31 am

Give two sh!ts to an animal sanctuary. Actually make it three for luck.


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20 Nov 2023, 7:49 am

Give her earrings.


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20 Nov 2023, 7:50 am

if she's bothering you, tell her "you're acting just like my ex!"


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20 Nov 2023, 7:55 am

^ or her mother 8O


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