Here's another from the classic British sci-fi/comedy series Red Dwarf, when Rimmer and Lister are talking about computers having emotions:
Lister: "One time my mate Peterson bought some robotic shoes. Smart Shoes, they were called. It was actually genius; no matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But that all changed when he had a night in Oslow, and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see the shoes got bored of walking between the bar and his flat; they wanted to see the world, you know. Had a hell of a time getting rid of them. No matter who we sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. Last time we've heard from them they broke into a car and drove into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see. Peterson was really blown away about the whole thing. So he went to see a Priest, and the priest said that it was all right and that the shoes had gone to heaven. Because you see, it turns out shoes have soles."