Aspie terms I made up

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Borspie=person who has borderline Asperger's
Milespie=person who as mild Asperger's
Moderatespie=person who has moderate Aspeger's
Severespie=person who has severe Asperger's
Bitchspie=a b***h who has Asperger's
Selfspie=person who is self diagnosed with Asperger's
Denaspie=person who is in denial of having Asperger's
Asspie=a jerk who has Asperger's
Bullspie=a bully who has Asperger's

Some people on another forum found these funny when I made these up and posted them. That was a while ago. I decided to share these here.

waspie - aspie who is interested in insects.
gaspie - aspie with digestive problems
newspie - aspie who was recently diagnosed (or caught it from a stranger)
dysyspeiei - aspie with dyslexia.
CAPSPIE - ASPIE WHO TYPES IN CAPSLOCK.
napspie - aspie with narcolepsia.
copspie - lawenforcing aspie.
GOAWAY!spie- avoidant aspie
minespie - minesweeper pro.
tapspie - irish aspie.
DOSpie - old school computer geek.
rapspie - yo, respect!
fapspie - someone whos being watched by the ceiling cat.
frisbee - a throwing ball in the system.

I love those terms. What kind of an aspie would I be?

i is a selfspie
geat creativity

A Kinkaspie! LOL!

Those terms would likely give some simplicity to the new DSM 5.

Horrors - a catalogue of professionally identified and labelled categories with simplicity? That would mean ANYBODY could do it.

Artsy fartsbie= an artistic aspie. Perhaps I should go back to my scientific yearnings, but being an artist makes me more acceptable to N/Ts. Makes me seem more human.

Milespie here.

Waaspie=a person with AS who uses it as an excuse and gets pissed when it doesn't work.

Have you read this thread?

Not really.

Basically, we followed through on an argument at the end of which I was finally fully convinced that the "mild, moderate, severe" categorization is nonsense.

The rest of this thread is funny. I can't really find anything that applies to me so far, though.

waspie here. I'm also a blackspie, zoospie, and a histspie.

twatspie's

Cityspie=aspie that lives in the city
Poorspie=an aspie that is poor or low income
richspie=an aspie that is rich or with a high income
Bushspie=an aspie that is dumb as Bush
Baspie=an aspie that is bad
Jerkspie=an aspie that is a jerk


OT: I notice here how we can post these threads (this one and threads like "Things that piss me off" "Things that I hate" "People I hate") and others know to make their own but if I post those on a none aspie forum, people just leave comments missing the whole point of the thread. I would have to say to make up your own terms or to say what things piss you off so people know what the point of the thread is.