No, I wouldn't want zombies, they would smell, they like to bite, and I wouldn't want to get infected. And as a zombie, I would hate having flies laying eggs on me, knowing that if I don't pick them all off right away, they'll turn into maggots.
I'd very much rather have the apocolypse that happens in Duke Nukem 3D and Duke Nukem Forever, as you'd have aliens invading, police officers/military guys get turned into pigmen, and best of all, it happens mostly out west.
Zombie Apocolypse
Pros:Owning a gun=Good
Zombies are fun to annoy
Zombies generally move slow
Cons: Risk of infection
Loved ones could get infected
Zombies have bad smell
Zombies go after anything that is living and consists of flesh
If zombified, either becoming dumb or if smart, having to deal with decay and maggots
Zombies look majorly creepy if they consist of animate body parts or they have been somewhat dismembered
Also majorly creepy once they begin to skeletonize
Too many zombies can be a morale killer
Possible disruption of food, electricity and water if workers are zombiefied/dead
Infection can spread fast and far, easily
Not-yet-dead Infectees might not be detected early
Not-yet-dead Infectees might fight you if you try to neutralize them
Duke Nukem Apocolypse
Pros: Enemies are alive, so they remain dead once killed
Guns=Good
No seemingly major disruption of food supplies and electricity, or even water for plumbing
Police still patrol the cities, even if they are mutated
Major alien infestation seems mostly confined to some big cities out west
One big league guy (Duke) is fighting the aliens and defeating them
Aliens' goal doesn't seem to be extermination of human race, just enslaving it
Aliens won't care that you have Aspergers
Aliens can eventually be defeated
Cons: Nasty aliens
Nasty mutant police/military guys
Some humans might think it's ok to act uncivilized now (Grrr!! )
The big league guy (Duke) is a major sexist cad (this is our hero?!)
Mutated police still are attracted to human women, could be bad for women w/ Aspergers (they might get coerced easier)
Mutant police have a hatred for human males
Aliens find human females attractive
If you're in the Law Enforcement/Military, there is a chance you'll get mutated
Family/Friends might be in the affected cities
So that is why I'd rather have a DN apocolypse then a zombie one.
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