Okay I am putting my baby up for an adoption

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01 Apr 2011, 4:07 am

For the past two weeks he has been giving me a hard time. He has been crying none stop and puking and butting me with his head, scratching me, spitting on me, kicking me and pushing on me, I haven't slept in 72 hours because he has been keeping me up for the past three nights. So I have thought about time to put him up for an adoption and my husband is okay with this. He said since he has been giving me too much stress, we can get rid of him so tomorrow he is going to a good home. To a lovely family that loves kids so much they can easily train them to behave and hopefully they will house break this one.

April Fools. Did you really think I would give my baby up? Besides I bet it was obvious this was a joke. What is he, a dog? :lol:

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01 Apr 2011, 4:10 am

League_Girl wrote:

April Fools. Did you really think I would give my baby up? Besides I bet it was obvious this was a joke. What is he, a dog? :lol:

Oh ho ho, you sly dog.

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01 Apr 2011, 4:16 am

I got about halfway in before I got it, but I was mortified for a moment...

I can't believe I keep buying into these. :lol:

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01 Apr 2011, 4:32 am

House break this one. Hillarous. You have a good sense of humor.

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01 Apr 2011, 4:53 am

Woah.. that actually kinda scared me a little... I just realised that it was April fools.

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01 Apr 2011, 6:45 am

I thought that you were actually giving him away. :lol:

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01 Apr 2011, 6:52 am

Dear League_Girl,

We have auctioned you off to a Nigerian Muslim for his harem.

Get packed. He is coming tomorrow to pick you up.

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01 Apr 2011, 7:07 am

I took it literally. I forgot about AF even though I detected it on the Descartes post earlier. Naughty League Girl!

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01 Apr 2011, 7:52 am

I knew it was a joke straight away.

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01 Apr 2011, 7:59 am

Wombat wrote:

Dear League_Girl,

We have auctioned you off to a Nigerian Muslim for his harem.

Get packed. He is coming tomorrow to pick you up.

How racist of you. Thinking League Girl would be good enough for a Nigerian. They are a proud people. They don't want aspies.

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01 Apr 2011, 9:55 am

MONKEY wrote:

I knew it was a joke straight away.

Same.

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01 Apr 2011, 9:57 am

I saw this post from the forum index and I thought, "it's probably an April Fool's joke." lol

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01 Apr 2011, 10:02 am

I never take anything seriously on April 1. I've been burned too many times. XD
I even think serious things are jokes though.

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01 Apr 2011, 2:00 pm

MONKEY wrote:

I knew it was a joke straight away.

Me too. I know you love your son too much to do anything like that.

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01 Apr 2011, 2:05 pm

Cute kid spokane. i love the way you dress him, those golf hats rule!

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01 Apr 2011, 4:50 pm

I hate April Fools. I can never distinguish literal stuff from jokes. Who else here is like this?

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