1. Were it not for WWI, I might be in line to some East-European noble title.
2. I have never been to the "Grassy Knoll" in Dallas, TX.
3. I signed my name to the back of a pillar in the Sistine Chapel after the restorations were completed.
4. To this day, no one knows that I broke that mirror in the boys' room at school.
5. I mixed a common disinfectant with underarm deodorant and produced a spray that kills wasps faster than "Raid".
6. In 1975, I buried 100 silver dollars 15 feet NNW of a certain street sign in my hometown - they're still there, AFAIK.
7. I have the only known copy of Manderley Castle's floorplan outside of Dublin, Ireland.
8. I predicted the advent of VOIP back in 1986.
9. I got my neighbors busted for child abuse, possession of unregistered firearms, and possession of controlled substances.
10. Only one of the previous statements in this post is not true.
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No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.