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31 Aug 2011, 10:38 pm

http://www.christianpost.com/news/telev ... ook-54779/

Why is no one talking about the holiness of 4chan?

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31 Aug 2011, 10:41 pm

KFAOIWEOIDNFOQIWEFODCIOWQFIOADOIFIOMQWE WQKJD WIJNFDQAEFNEFN ! !!

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31 Aug 2011, 10:49 pm

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01 Sep 2011, 12:16 am

I noticed a "FURR" there, hmmmmm... maybe it was a revealing a secret of her lif... I kid, sorry.

Anyway I've noticed that if you try to button mesh the keyboard, those lines of gibberish it would be difficult to produce, case in point:

One hand:

dgfsdgfsbxcvghfkuikiyugfjurtysdgsdgfs
kljnbnuionjiklbkvhjnjhuojiojihum;kkloh
bhfvyuoutfuctfkbhtfubktfutuiuibyuidte

Two hands:

rqfaewdfasdfsafekjnfudfjshuiafnrqewfp
mybhdrtkjdrsbhnjqewfbdasbdfklhuinnr
akjdsnfjuifbhewkljbnhjrqefbohirnjiirbo

Now with some conscious thought involved:

LEMEZCCYHUJMMEEOWWTTYYMM

Because a keyboard input only registers a few keys at the time, and the way those letters are spaced on the keyboard, it'd be a fluke to achieve that kind of result involuntarily. So it obvious she consciously wrote those seemingly random string of letters. So she didn't have some kind of seizure and smashed her head against the keyboard repeatedly or suffer involuntary hand movement at least. I'm merely speculating of course.

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01 Sep 2011, 12:32 am

I don't know if they'll succesfully channel the power of the Jewish desert god but it's possible they'll trick Superman's enemy Mxyzptlk into returning to his home dimension. So some good may come of it.

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01 Sep 2011, 12:49 am

I find this extremely amusing for some reason

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01 Sep 2011, 12:34 pm

Jacoby wrote:

I find this extremely amusing for some reason

I get less amused by gratuitous Dummheit every year.

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01 Sep 2011, 1:10 pm

minervx wrote:

KFAOIWEOIDNFOQIWEFODCIOWQFIOADOIFIOMQWE WQKJD WIJNFDQAEFNEFN ! !!

I wouldnt go so far as to say THAT!

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01 Sep 2011, 1:51 pm

I tried typing in tongues once, but accidentally licked all the letters off the keyboard.

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01 Sep 2011, 11:12 pm

this. is. hilarious. also, I didn't realize you had to pray in caps.

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02 Sep 2011, 12:15 am

Please, PLEASE, nobody come on this thread and say they believe this horses**t!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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02 Sep 2011, 3:27 am

I don't think anybody is damaged enough to believe this but... nothing would surprise me. I put this in the same category as those people doing cold psychic readings on paltalk.

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02 Sep 2011, 10:18 am

Kraichgauer wrote:

Please, PLEASE, nobody come on this thread and say they believe this horses**t!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

This is so silly, no question about it.

Yet once you think about, praying in tongues is just as silly, yet there are people who believe that too.

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02 Sep 2011, 11:02 am

I've tried it - sparked the hell out of the keyboard and couldn't taste anything for a week.

Not recommended.

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02 Sep 2011, 11:05 am

Kraichgauer wrote:

Please, PLEASE, nobody come on this thread and say they believe this horses**t!

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

Really, I was pretty sure our brother Vex was just spreading the news and miracles of the good word. Nothing wrong with bearing witness to the power of Christ. :wink:

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02 Sep 2011, 11:15 am

No one writes in tongues to Santa. They write very clear letters. The difference being that Santa might actually come through.

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