Sell yourself!

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Right we have alot of negativity on this forum, but why wouldn't we? i mean i hardly think wildly successful couples trawl forums looking to boast about how great their lives are...
Alot of the negativity is lack of self confidence, no belief... If you don't think you are worthy of sleeping with, how on earth is someone else going to buy that? remember we have no entitlement to sex, when we are chatting to the opposite sex we are basically entering a transaction, we have to have something worth while to give them!
So what do you have that makes you worth while?
Sell yourself to me! give me an attribute or two that makes you desirable! What do you do thats interesting? why should I want you?

6'2
205 pounds
decent body
college educated
loves animals
own my own sh***y car.

trustworthy
good with kids (though I really don't want my own)
can ration out a budget for each week even though I make little money
own my own car
funny
good listener
giving
courageous (anybody who puts up with the crap I do day in and day out without killing themselves is courageous)
honest

I have a supportive waist. (Mass Effect fans will get it.)

I also have scars.

And salarian flexibility!

I cook and bake with delicious results
I volunteer doing activities with the elderly
I can make creative things/art/toys/jewelry/sockmonkeys/sculpture/etc
I have extremely long eyelashes
I have the ability to laugh at myself

Open-minded
Good listener
Funny
I have my own car
Nice

Try to keep it in a less list like structure lol... more of an advertisement for yourself..
Nice to read your positives..

I last longer than 10 seconds before passing out

Step right up and check out this wonderful pre-owned fella' here!

He's clever! He's goofy! He'll make you laugh or drive you up the wall with his crazy jokes and silly voices!
Give him time, he'll write you a song - maybe even sing it without wandering off-key, though he's rather stick to orchestral stuff...
He can give you a pretty decent rubdown if you need one, though he might need to practice to build up the stamina in those hand/arm muscles... with the exception of his mouse-clicking hand which is easily the most developed muscles in his body! BOO-Yeah he can use, fix and build computers like a boss!! You might have to prod him with a stick once in a while if he gets stuck in a project, but he'll come right out to your smiling face!
He's a walking dictionary and thesaurus - if you want a letter written or a spreadsheet made, he's your man!
He loves his kids with amazing dedication... and if you show him some regular gentle, fun affection - maybe YOU, too!

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What can I get for $10?

While I do have a college degree, and that it is of some importance, the main things I can and will give to someone are my honesty and my faithfulness. I believe a relationship should be one in which both people are in it for the long haul, and that it shouldn't be based solely on sex.

I enjoy volunteering--right now, I'm waiting for a hospital to call me back to let me know if I can go back to being a volunteer there--and I'm a huge dog lover. Reading is another favorite past time of mine; the "Harry Potter" series is at the top of my list of favorite books (just for the record, I have an account on the Pottermore Web site, and I am happy to say that I am a Slytherin).

I love going for walks; one of my goals is to just be able to go down to New Orleans and walk around down there, especially in the French Quarter and by the river. I mention New Orleans specifically because I love the city; I'm drawn to it...it's like a whole other world there.

Although I haven't been able to watch a whole lot of it, I do like anime. "Ranma 1/2" is my absolute favorite, although "Fruits Basket" comes in at a close second. One day I'm just going to go into a book store and buy a few mangas (manga?) and devour them in one day.

I don't want to get into a whole lot more, because I'd probably start boring you all to death. That's a little bit of me, though.

Cuz I'm pwetty
I'm funneh
I'm gentle
I'm loyal
I hate alcohol
I hate people
I hate you
I love myself... and video games

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(ignore the micro penis)