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Do you think that atheists are possessed by demons?

I don't think so, I know so. I am the demon lord of minor inconveniences and blue cheese

Yes.

It seems like anybody that Christians don't like are possessed by demons.

do you think that theists suffer from schizophrenia?

Are you trolling?

This is a completely legitimate thread.

There is at least one atheist who is a heterophobe, finds any reason to kill babies, and uses violence to solve his problems. Why don't you ask the people who have said this, they think it's completely true! Someone else thinks his heart constantly bleeds and he doesn't die from it. Numerous people think he just rambles on pointlessly and no one really understands what he is getting at; if this all doesn't point to demonic possession I don't know what does. He might be on to something here.

When we commit ourselves to the blood sacrifice and eat twelve living fetuses we are infused with the spirit of the demon that we chose to try and receive unholy patronage from. Its pretty swell overall

And anyone who doubts that- is also possessed by demons.

I'd think the larger amygdalas in both make them more common comorbids.
There is neurological overlap of the two much like on the Autism/atheism end.

It's the only explanation I can come up with.

Some people think that agnostics are possessed by demons as well. This is a common misconception. Agnostics actually are demons. If you don't believe me, you should try tricking an agnostic into touching an object made of silver - it will reveal their true form.

I don't know about atheists, but I think many televangelists looked possessed.

Prove that demons exist and then we'll talk.

No, I don't. Atheists have chosen not to believe in God, or they were forced to choose that way.

I think the more pertinent question is, "are Christians being controlled by Loki?". Tricking them into thinking that people who have not fallen for his great prank are in fact possessed by demons is exactly the sort of thing that Loki would do.

Somebody who is possessed by a demon cannot be an atheist. Similarly to how somebody suffering from a headache cannot deny the existence of a brain.