We're All Doomed!

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22 May 2014, 11:00 am

I enjoy reading and posting comments on news articles, but some of those people are really out there!

Since there is to be a meteor shower this coming Saturday and since the president just held a secret meeting, some are saying a meteor is going to hit north America,

To this I say its the Aliens! their taking pot shots at us! their going to try and hit us with a big arss meteor right at the Yellowstone Caldera! Were all doomed!

Someone care to pass the popcorn and beer and pizza? I hear Saturday will be a good day to watch the meteor shower.

But then again, maybe the last of the glaciers will suddenly melt off and flood the world too, So bring your umbrellas and galoshes too!

:lol:

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22 May 2014, 11:03 am

I say it's the Rapture. That hasn't been predicted in quite a while now.

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22 May 2014, 11:25 am

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22 May 2014, 10:50 pm

They do not want the truth to be known, but the Illuminati are probably behind it.

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23 May 2014, 12:01 am

I've heard rumors of Shriner parades being cancelled for Saturday, so I bet the FreeMasons are also involved. And if they are in on it, could the Templars not be far behind? Inquiring minds want to know.

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23 May 2014, 8:07 am

<- Look to my avatar for my reaction on this.

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23 May 2014, 1:06 pm

But some are more doomed than others, don't worry about it.

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23 May 2014, 5:02 pm

With up to 1000 meteors visible per hour, I think it will be worth getting up to see it.

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23 May 2014, 5:24 pm

Yes, but are 'they' really meteors ??
They might be flying saucers skimming through our atmosphere. Plotting a mass abduction.

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23 May 2014, 5:45 pm

If it's aliens, we can just summon Godzilla.

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23 May 2014, 7:12 pm

The sea level is going to rise tonight!

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23 May 2014, 9:24 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

Yes, but are 'they' really meteors ??
They might be flying saucers skimming through our atmosphere. Plotting a mass abduction.

Wait a minute. Flying saucers coming to earth to abduct earthlings? We will be saved because we aren't from earth, we are from the wrong planet.

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23 May 2014, 11:22 pm

glider18 wrote:

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

Yes, but are 'they' really meteors ??
They might be flying saucers skimming through our atmosphere. Plotting a mass abduction.

Wait a minute. Flying saucers coming to earth to abduct earthlings? We will be saved because we aren't from earth, we are from the wrong planet.

Might finally pay to be :alien:

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24 May 2014, 6:08 am

TallyMan wrote:

(Thread escorted in a covert manner from Autism discussion to the Bunker)

Are we safe in the bunker or is this a covert reminder that we are not safe unless we are in the bunker?
:wink:

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25 May 2014, 5:05 am

It's now Sunday and I'm still here.

Where do I go to complain?

Barnabear.

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25 May 2014, 5:59 am

barnabear wrote:

It's now Sunday and I'm still here.

Where do I go to complain?

Barnabear.

Complaints in writing to:
Disasters R Us.
The Bunker
Area 51
Arizona
USA.

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