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04 Jan 2015, 7:16 pm

ok good people, let's put all your unconventional insults here! NOT the regular old boring ones like "your mother wears combat boots!" or "so's yer old man." I'm talking off-the-wall stuff here. I will start-

*"your mudflaps are dirty."



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04 Jan 2015, 7:29 pm

Your beard is made of candy-floss and your bum-crack goes sideways!


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04 Jan 2015, 7:34 pm

your cylinder walls are scored.



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04 Jan 2015, 7:45 pm

And your plugs are fouled!

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04 Jan 2015, 7:47 pm

"...and a DOUBLE dumbass to you, too!" ;) [guess which movie that came from?]



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04 Jan 2015, 7:53 pm

Trekkie humour? We've stooped to using Trekkie humour?

May the fleas of a thousand tribbles infest the cyber-synapses of your food replicator!


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04 Jan 2015, 8:00 pm

may a delirious horta mate with your transporter energizer power module.



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04 Jan 2015, 8:05 pm

Substitute maths teacher!


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04 Jan 2015, 8:11 pm

your cone is delaminated and your voice coil is heat-warped.



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04 Jan 2015, 8:19 pm

I've seen photocopies more original than you.


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04 Jan 2015, 8:20 pm

your curly hairs are straight.



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04 Jan 2015, 8:48 pm

your snozzjangles aren't properly inflated yesterday.


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04 Jan 2015, 8:49 pm

your straight hairs are curly.



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04 Jan 2015, 10:46 pm

I have a mug with Shakespeare's greatest insults on it.

My favorite is "I do desire that we may be better strangers"



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04 Jan 2015, 10:54 pm

I see your Vehicle ID Number on gas station restroom walls.



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04 Jan 2015, 11:38 pm

your ol' granny panties are surreptitiously inconsiderate of amplification.


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