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04 May 2007, 2:19 am

naughty nellie?
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after a few vodkas, would you be up for a shiver shake? :wink:


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04 May 2007, 2:22 am

OOOHHH!
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04 May 2007, 2:24 am

Rjaye wrote:
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No, we need a Beer & Big Tits Forum. Get with the programme, man! :lol:


Here ya go:
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Hey, I've got a six pack of Naughtie Nellies in the fridge!

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I've no idea what Naughty Nellies are, but I want some.

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04 May 2007, 2:35 am

Can we rename this thread the Naughty Nellie thread?



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04 May 2007, 3:10 am

I'll keep an ample supply of Old Peculier from now on. You never know when you need to douse a laydee with it. ;)



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04 May 2007, 3:16 am

My naughty Nellies are ready to be doused with Old Peculier.

Not really, but I like the sentence (it's laconic and my hyperlexia has a higher brainstem function than my ...um... other parts)



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04 May 2007, 3:55 am

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LOL Quit picking on them! We are in depth sometimes, just not often.

I'm usually out of my depth...


Darn, I was going to say that ... :roll: :lol:


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04 May 2007, 11:22 am

Is this the official Dino Humour thread, then???


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04 May 2007, 11:51 am

Tequila wrote:
I'll keep an ample supply of Old Peculier from now on. You never know when you need to douse a laydee with it. ;)


Oh, behave. :wink:



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04 May 2007, 1:13 pm

Since we can't have a "post a picture of your boobs" thread, this should be the "Naughty Nellie" thread, to be done with as one wishes :)



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04 May 2007, 9:21 pm

aylissa wrote:
Since we can't have a "post a picture of your boobs" thread, this should be the "Naughty Nellie" thread, to be done with as one wishes :)


I wonder if people would atchually do that, i know if i was a chick i wouldnt.


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04 May 2007, 11:17 pm

Remember that this isn't an age-restricted area.

Don't think that I'd be into posting anything like
that, male or female.



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04 May 2007, 11:29 pm

sinsboldly wrote:
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In Led Zeppelin's song, "Stairway to Heaven," I always thought that in that one line, he was saying, "And there's a wino down the road,", instead of "A winding down the road" or whatever that was.


what the heck is a 'winding down the road?' You mean it is NOT a wino down the road?

Well, actually, it's

And as we wind on down the road

I was just listening to that song, on the local classic rock station!


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05 May 2007, 3:21 am

I wonder if there's a connection between central auditory processing disorder and mondegreen prevalence. I never know half the words in any given song - hell I'm doing good if I can understand the chorus. My daughter, on the other hand, always knows every single word to every song. I annoy her by constantly asking her to tell me what the lyrics are.



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05 May 2007, 8:55 am

aylissa wrote:
Since we can't have a "post a picture of your boobs" thread, this should be the "Naughty Nellie" thread, to be done with as one wishes :)


Well then, I wish to post a picture of my husband with a green bear on his head.
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I am the naughtiest Nellie ever. 8)


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07 May 2007, 12:34 pm

WARNING: ETHNIC JOKE ! !!


The band U2 was playing a concert in Dublin. The wall to wall crowd was cheering, and having a marvelous time. Then Bono signalled for quiet. Slowly the crowd silenced. Then Bono started clapping his hands slowly. The corwd watched intently, wondering if this was the intro to a new song. Bono then said "Everytime I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa."
A brash lad down front shouted "Then quit clappin' yer fookin' hands, ya stupid arse ! !"

Gotta Love the Oirish.


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