What do you wear on a blind date?

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19 Feb 2023, 12:27 pm

Serious and silly responses are welcome.

The date can be at any locale of your choosing.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:29 pm

Doesn't matter, they're blind. 8)


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19 Feb 2023, 12:29 pm

I wear my Xena Warrior Princess costume on cozy dates at the country club.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:30 pm

Well, if your date is blind, Its pretty much "Anything goes". Mix n match stripes with plaids and polka dots :-)



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19 Feb 2023, 12:30 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Doesn't matter, they're blind. 8)


They may be blind, but they can feel. :P


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19 Feb 2023, 12:35 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Doesn't matter, they're blind. 8)


They may be blind, but they can feel. :P


In that case, chainmail. Sexy innit?


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19 Feb 2023, 12:35 pm

Casual clothes with a good pair of running shoes so I can get the he'll out there fast if need be.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:36 pm

If you want them to have a tactile experience you could fashion something vintage and bohemian from re-purposed macrame plant hangers.



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19 Feb 2023, 12:37 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Doesn't matter, they're blind. 8)


They may be blind, but they can feel. :P


In that case, chainmail. Sexy innit?


A very sensible choice. It shows the perfect ratio of swagger to common sense.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:38 pm

Comfy flannel PJs. That way if the person is too boring I can fall asleep.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:40 pm

A relief map of England, with Braille lettering and castles at the boobs, scratch and sniff panties, and a sprig of lilac for good measure. Maybe a bit of dish soap behind the ears.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:40 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Doesn't matter, they're blind. 8)


They may be blind, but they can feel. :P


In that case, chainmail. Sexy innit?


A very sensible choice. It shows the perfect ratio of swagger to common sense.


Not to mention the full body workout walking around in armour all day provides.

If only I could do something about it all smelling like an old hockey bag. :lol:


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19 Feb 2023, 12:42 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Doesn't matter, they're blind. 8)


They may be blind, but they can feel. :P


In that case, chainmail. Sexy innit?


A very sensible choice. It shows the perfect ratio of swagger to common sense.


Not to mention the full body workout walking around in armour all day provides.

If only I could do something about it all smelling like an old hockey bag. :lol:


Buy some garlic-flavored gum.


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19 Feb 2023, 12:42 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
A relief map of England, with Braille lettering and castles at the boobs, scratch and sniff panties, and a sprig of lilac for good measure. Maybe a bit of dish soap behind the ears.

:lol:


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19 Feb 2023, 12:44 pm

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Buy some garlic-flavored gum.


I lent mine out, someone needed it to cover the booze. :lol:


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19 Feb 2023, 12:47 pm

Chewing on some raw garlic should work in a pinch. It will also help with the vampires.


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