Everyone! Kim Jong Un is DEAD!

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01 Apr 2024, 1:21 pm

https://apnews.com/article/north-korea- ... 926633d3f9

That's right! Dead serious about wanting to invade South Korea!

(Hey? It's April Fool's Day! :mrgreen: )

https://youtu.be/mDEtCeeSp2k?si=XuTb-mN8PfRaG9wv

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01 Apr 2024, 1:45 pm

Haha, I figured the thread title was suspicious. I had to investigate anyhow.

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01 Apr 2024, 1:54 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:

Haha, I figured the thread title was suspicious. I had to investigate anyhow.

Hehe ain't I a stinker? :mrgreen:

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01 Apr 2024, 1:54 pm

got me!

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01 Apr 2024, 2:21 pm

RedDeathFlower13 wrote:

blitzkrieg wrote:

Haha, I figured the thread title was suspicious. I had to investigate anyhow.

Hehe ain't I a stinker? :mrgreen:

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01 Apr 2024, 4:35 pm

I knew this thread's title was a joke. :lol:

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01 Apr 2024, 8:34 pm

Boy there's something to the power of suggestion. :lol:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Internationa ... -108724263

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03 Apr 2024, 11:40 am

I knew he wasn't dead because no one in the world could ever be that lucky. And even if he did die they'd just find someone just as bad or even worse to replace him.

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03 Apr 2024, 11:45 am

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I knew he wasn't dead because no one in the world could ever be that lucky. And even if he did die they'd just find someone just as bad or even worse to replace him.

Like his sister Kim Yo Jong.

She's much worse.

https://youtu.be/Uq1ANdWRIh0?si=8H1EzuhuZ6LGMmn5

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03 Apr 2024, 12:51 pm

autisticelders wrote:

got me!

Dont feel bad.

My girl friend, who lives in another state right now, called me up to tell me the good news ...that my 60 dollar bible "should arrive in the mail at your home any day now!"

Well...some folks give their friends chia pets...just as a joke present...so it could be ....well anyway I replied..."You helped Trump pay his legal bills?".

Forgot that it was April first.

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03 Apr 2024, 1:00 pm

RedDeathFlower13 wrote:

lostonearth35 wrote:

I knew he wasn't dead because no one in the world could ever be that lucky. And even if he did die they'd just find someone just as bad or even worse to replace him.

Like his sister Kim Yo Jong.

She's much worse.

https://youtu.be/Uq1ANdWRIh0?si=8H1EzuhuZ6LGMmn5

She has a beauty secret (according to some observers). She maintains her slender good looks despite sharing the genetic propensity toward obesity of all her relatives (brothers, dad, grand dad, etc) by...smoking crystal meth.

Thats why her eyes look yellow in every pic (including THAT one above)you see of her.

A meth head with nukes! What could go wrong?

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03 Apr 2024, 3:04 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

A meth head with nukes! What could go wrong?

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04 Apr 2024, 12:31 am

April Fools Day is a silly day.

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04 Apr 2024, 5:11 pm

Didn't work on me because I don't know exactly who he is. Political leaders aren't very important to me. I see human history as more the result of social forces than of one person. Where would Thatcher have been without the system that empowered her? I vaguely remember reading that KJU was a complete bastard, but when one bastard goes out, another bastard usually comes in.

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04 Apr 2024, 9:07 pm

But ...he is the guy that your president fell in "love with"!
How can you ignore a touching love story?

https://youtu.be/LV6mVmAVQU4

https://youtu.be/YfOQK-xFjSo

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04 Apr 2024, 9:15 pm

He's never been my president, and never will be.

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