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mjs82
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08 Oct 2005, 1:23 am

It's... sand...

Like on Earth... but... different, changed... in some alien way...

I could be mistaken for thinking... i'm on... my... home planet... Earth.

It tastes... dusty... like some... kind of... dust... substance

An alien... dust... substance

Wait...

There's something up ahead...

Some... thing... up ahead...

An... alien... some... thing... up... ahead

I... think I have... suffered... extensive... brain damage...

Can't seem... to speak... at normal... rate

The alien... is here now

It's... hideous

WILL OUR COURAGEOUS CAPTAIN KIRK LIVE TO FIGHT AND INTERBREED WITH AN ALIEN RACE ANOTHER DAY?

FIND OUT IN CONCLUSION OF: WRONG PLANET OF THE ASPERGERS!



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08 Oct 2005, 3:42 am

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08 Oct 2005, 4:25 am

Its... a....planet...

So....far...away...

That...it...has...no...

Name...yet...but...

The...captain..is...yet...going...to...name...it...for...the...

Federation...captain...Kirk...with...Spock...beam...down...

To...the...planet...they...come...across...the...aliens...

They...look...at...them...and....see...how...they...look...

They...get...scared...by...them...the...captain...pulls...

Out...his...phaser...and...shoots...the...aliens...they...fall...

To...the...ground...and...be...come...dust...the...captain...and...

First...officer...ask...Scotty...to...beam...them...up...to...the...

Ship...as...they...leave...they...name...the...planet...Polara...

They...will...one...day...come...back...and...see...that...they...

Only...killed...a...few...aliens...then...the...Federation...de...clares...

War...on...the...aliens...but...the...aliens...prevail...and...win...the...war...

Federation...make...treaty...with...aliens...then..they...live...in...peace...



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08 Oct 2005, 10:04 am

I... am... getting... a... headache... reading... this... ARRRG...HHHH...HHHH...! !!



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08 Oct 2005, 2:21 pm

You... guys.... are... de... light.... ful...ly...de...men...ted.



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08 Oct 2005, 5:03 pm

The

most

interesting


thing.


Is that

when I

am


having

a


gluten


episode


I


talk



just



like this!


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08 Oct 2005, 5:24 pm

We

All

Should

Talk

And

Type

Like

This

All

The

Time

It

Is

The

Way

Of

The

Future

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08 Oct 2005, 10:56 pm

Serissa wrote:
You... guys.... are... de... light.... ful...ly...de...men...ted.


Not... nec... ess... air...ill...lee... de... light... full?... gah?



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09 Oct 2005, 2:54 am

The Wrong Planet... is where Captain Jame T Kirk lives...but were not to sure...he may need are help...is there anybody out there...that can save our be...love...ed...captain...stay tuned for more adventures.........................................................



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09 Oct 2005, 10:31 am

As William Shatner once said:

"Why... don't... you... nerds... go... get... a... life!"



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09 Oct 2005, 1:03 pm

I

might


get


a life


if


I


could


stop



talking



like Captain Kirk!


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09 Oct 2005, 2:05 pm

Neuroman wrote:
I

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a life


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talking



like Captain Kirk!
YES

I

SECOND

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09 Oct 2005, 11:54 pm

Set... phasers to...

BRAIN

PUREE!



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31 Dec 2005, 12:37 am

She came from Greece,
she had a thirst for knowledge.
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College.
That's where I caught her eye.

She told me that her Dad was loaded.
I said, in that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola.
She said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said,

I want to live like common people.
I want to do whatever common people do.
I want to sleep with common people.
I want to sleep with common people, like you.

Well, what else could I do?
I said, I'll see what I can do.

I took her to a supermarket.
I don't know why, but I had to
start it somewhere, so it started there.

I said, pretend you've got no money.
She just laughed, and said
oh you're so funny. I said, yeah?
Well, I can't see anyone else smiling in here.

Are you sure you want to live like common people?
You want to see whatever common people see?
You want to sleep with common people?
You want to sleep with common people, like me?
But, she didn't understand,

[Jackson]
She just smiled and held my hand.

Rent a flat above a shop.
Cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool.
Pretend you never went to school.

But still, you'll never get it right.
When you're lying in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you called your Dad he could stop it all.
Yeah.

[Shatner]
You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do.
You'll never fail like common people.
You'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw

[Jackson and Shatner]
because there's nothing else to do.

[Shatner and Chorus]
Sing along with the common people.
Sing along, and it might just get you thru.'

[Chorus]
Laugh along with the common people.

[Shatner and Chorus]
Laugh along, even though they're laughing at you

[Shatner]
and the stupid things that you do
'cause you think that poor is cool.

[Jackson]
Like a dog lying in a corner,
they'll bite you and never warn you.
Look out.

[Shatner]
They'll tear your insides out
'cause everybody hates a tourist.

[Jackson]
'Cause Everybody hates a tourist,
especially one who thinks
it's all such a laugh.

[Shatner]
Yeah, and the chip stains' grease
will come out in the bath.

[Shatner and Jackson]
You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control
and with nowhere left to go.

You're amazed that they exist
and they burn so bright,
while you can only wonder why.

Rent a flat above a shop.
Cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool.
Pretend you never went to school.

But still, you'll never get it right.
'Cause When you're lying in bed at night

[Shatner]
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you called your Dad he could stop it all.
Yeah.


You'll never live like common people

[Shatner and Jackson]
You'll never do what common people do.
You'll never fail like common people.
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do.

[Chorus]
I want to sing with common people, like you.
I want to sing with common people, like you.
I want to sing with common people, like you.



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31 Dec 2005, 6:58 pm

“Scotty,
I’m asking you
to give me
more
thrust.”

“Captain, Ah canna change the laws of physics!”



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02 Jan 2006, 4:06 am

Captain's Log... stardate 29.6, rounded off to the... nearest decimal point.

We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from... total annihilation.

SO FAR... no... signs of aquatic life anywhere, but... I'm going to find it.

If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it.

I've... GOT TO, MISTER.