The Shining, Worst Movie EVER.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:07 pm

Worst horror(can it even be called that?)movie EVER, no action, no gore, no suspense, not scary at ALL, the movie is VERY slow and doesnt pick up till more then halfway through. i sat through this movie yawning and saying "so whens the scary part?" over and over. despite all the "redrum" (murder backwards) talk, no one ever dies, or even hurt for that matter. i rented this on netflix because so many people gave it 4 and 5 star reviews, they must be a bunch of f***ing idiots, or just very boring people. if your looking for something scary, skip this, this is garbage. can i have my 2 hours back?

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31 Jan 2009, 2:10 pm

please it is so not even in the league of Manos The Hnads of Fate. Leave this place and dont come back till you seen it. I hate it when people who dont know bad say a movies is the worst movie ever

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31 Jan 2009, 2:19 pm

well in my books its the worst, and ive seen ALOT of bad horror films, i guess my hopes were too high going into this movie, afterall, almost everyone on netflix gave it 5 stars.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:20 pm

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I've seen it and people do die (the african american cook). the movie is not slow either. sure it's not as scary as silence of lambs, but it is scary. maybe netflix gave you a censored one (they do have censored movies like everyone else)

did Jack Nicholson's charactor say "here's Johnny"??

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31 Jan 2009, 2:21 pm

Ive seeen many many movies...not ones that ruined my expectations but ones that are considere4d to be the worst. Trsut me Shining is made to look like 2001 when comapred to them

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31 Jan 2009, 2:22 pm

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i forgot about the cook, but it is not scary. they dont have censored movies, i never seen one.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:23 pm

Ive seen Manos...without being MST3Ked!

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31 Jan 2009, 2:24 pm

Eggman wrote:

Ive seen Manos...without being MST3Ked!

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31 Jan 2009, 2:28 pm

You can not claim to be an expert on bad movies if MST3K leaves you in question marks. Well you can, but not truthfully.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:46 pm

Eggman wrote:

You can not claim to be an expert on bad movies if MST3K leaves you in question marks. Well you can, but not truthfully.

thats not even a horror film, i dont watch that mystery theater stuff, never even heard of it until your post but i just looked it up.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:49 pm

You are bashing one of my favorite horror movies of all time.

To each their own.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:52 pm

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no one ever dies, or even hurt for that matter

I'd say axe in the chest constitutes 'hurt', i'm led to believe it's also pretty fatal.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:54 pm

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Eggman wrote:

You can not claim to be an expert on bad movies if MST3K leaves you in question marks. Well you can, but not truthfully.

thats not even a horror film, i dont watch that mystery theater stuff, never even heard of it until your post but i just looked it up.

Thats not quite true...as it does often have horror films on it....

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31 Jan 2009, 2:54 pm

Eggman wrote:

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Eggman wrote:

You can not claim to be an expert on bad movies if MST3K leaves you in question marks. Well you can, but not truthfully.

thats not even a horror film, i dont watch that mystery theater stuff, never even heard of it until your post but i just looked it up.

Thats not quite true...as it does often have horror films on it....

And as I have said..Ive seen Manos without being MST3Ked.

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31 Jan 2009, 2:55 pm

I've still yet to see it. I *love* horror movies. I like to record a bunch on my DVR and then methodically watch and delete all the shows on it until i get to the movies. I've been seeing some that make absolutely no sense lately. as in the plot is confusing, the characters bland, and it really has no point.

I actually heard this movie was very good. I guess I'll have to see for myself.

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31 Jan 2009, 3:14 pm

NextFact wrote:

Eggman wrote:

You can not claim to be an expert on bad movies if MST3K leaves you in question marks. Well you can, but not truthfully.

thats not even a horror film, i dont watch that mystery theater stuff, never even heard of it until your post but i just looked it up.

Mystery Science Theater 3000/MST3K

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