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22 Dec 2005, 12:02 pm

I gave myself a solstice gift last night and decided to give myself one for each day until the new year. When I counted, I got 12. I counted 12 days from Christmas and got nothing! January 5? Nothing. So I propose to myself and anyone who wants to play, to give yourself 12 real or imaginary gifts for each day from solstice through new years day. If it works with the melody, that'll be even more fun


On the first day of solstice, a pirate gave to me:
An odd looking ball point pen.


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22 Dec 2005, 11:43 pm

On the first day of solstice a hobo gave to me
One sonic death monkey



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23 Dec 2005, 8:52 am

On the second day of solstice a stray cat gave to me:
A mauled mole under a tree.


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23 Dec 2005, 10:10 am

On the second day of solstice, God gave to me
A photograph of Steve McQueen



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23 Dec 2005, 8:32 pm

On the third day of solstice, jonny gave to me
a slightly used chocolate factory


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23 Dec 2005, 11:53 pm

on the third day of solstice, Steven Speilberg gave to me
a forty foot plasma tv



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25 Dec 2005, 4:22 pm

On the fourth day of solstice the riddler gave to me
a puzzle of the utmost difficulty


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25 Dec 2005, 4:31 pm

on the fourth day of solstice a travel agent gave to me
plane tickets to go skiing in Chile


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25 Dec 2005, 10:39 pm

on the fourth day of solstice a stray dog gave to me
a rather nasty case of rabies



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26 Dec 2005, 2:06 am

mjs82 wrote:
on the fourth day of solstice a stray dog gave to me
a rather nasty case of rabies
LOL!

On the fifth day of solstice a therapist gave to me
five diagnoses


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26 Dec 2005, 5:22 pm

On the sixth day of solstice Serissa gave to me
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26 Dec 2005, 8:13 pm

On the 6th day of solstice the McKenzies gave to me

6 cases of 24 (beer)
5 golden toques
4 pounds of backbacon
3 French toast
2 turtlenecks
And a beer ...in a tree

Merry Xmas, eh! :wink:


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26 Dec 2005, 8:28 pm

Papillon wrote:
On the 6th day of solstice the McKenzies gave to me

6 cases of 24 (beer)
5 golden toques
4 pounds of backbacon
3 French toast
2 turtlenecks
And a beer ...in a tree

Merry Xmas, eh! :wink:


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27 Dec 2005, 2:27 am

on the seventh day of christmas, my true-love-if-i-had-one-which-i-haven't-but-for-the-sake-of-this-thread-let's-pretend-i-have gave to meeeeeeee,

seven fronds a-swinging,
six police a-braying,
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive o-old thiiiiiiiiiiiiings!
four falling curds,
three hench pens,
two-oo furtive gloves,
and a parsnii-iip in a bare scree.



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27 Dec 2005, 7:21 am

ooh... have to play catch up

On the fifth day of solstice, a Chili and Chicken sandwich gave to me
One Burning Ring!

On the sixth day of solstice, a surfer bum gave to me
A lock of hair from Keanu Reeves

On the seventh day of solstice, my doctor prescribed to me
One dose of personality