penises look like the chest-exploding critter from Alien

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somebody oughta make a line of condoms that are zebra-like, in inch-long black and white segments for "calibration" purposes.

Last edited by auntblabby on 30 Aug 2014, 4:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Such comedy
So satire
Wow
U sure showed those guys

*IS MY SARCASM BLATANT ENOUGH?!?*

PS: Pretty sure the penis predates Giger...

Thank you, Starvingartist. I was trying to think about the course I'm doing. Now I am thinking about penises and it's all your fault.

I am generally completely oblivious to verbal irony, as are many of us. I suggest posting a notice at the top of any comment meant to be ironic saying, "The following is irony. The meaning is the opposite of what is written". I thank you in advance.

As regarding the appearance of private male anatomy, which I neither possess directly nor indirectly unless you count the little button thing that is the anatomical equivalent of part of the male package (size does not count, in my estimation), it is a somewhat facinating oddity of nature, and women or men who are so inclined have every right to make fun of it in the abstraction if it pleases them, just as some make endless comments on aspects of female anatomy because it gives them pleasure to do so. However, there are lots of other things that are much funnier, IMO. And I am not being ironic.

I agree with this even though I know the OP was sarcasm.

No way penises are beautiful, especially when u want some plus they feel soooooo good trust. I think women get the better end of the stick. I cant imagine poking something but being poked is soooo much better. Men have no idea how bettr it is for us we jus act like its so so as often as we can to make them feel theyre geting the betr deal.

.... oh im a tad bit horny, sorry

Yeah, I do think they are kinda weird looking. I was on some website, and there was a guy posting pics of his junk trying to get girls attention! The picture freaked me out a bit! This is really weird, but I don't get is how guys can run around when they have that thing jiggling around in their pants. Doesn't that get annoying after a while? It must be so painful if they get hit down there. Also, what happens if they have an erection, but they need to go to the bathroom at the same time. Wouldn't the pee spray in their face?

uncover the bell and you'll be ok.

if that's not an option...well you must have some real problems if it curves up that much.

most men have a reflex which blocks the urine flow while tumescent.

Okay, cuz I was watching this TV show on netflix, and this guy took viagra, and he was going to the bathroom and the pee sprayed in his face! O_o

all I can say about that is that guy is lucky because when many men are awakened by their bladders, that causes a tumescence reflex which makes it impossible for them to urinate, and sometimes bladders can get uncomfortably distended for too long.

I can urinate with an erection, but it's difficult to aim.

this. ugh.
i can hardly aim either way.

Same. I've always had piss-poor aim. *badumtiss*

I wish I could burst someone's chest with my penis.

Dill's a sad panda now for knowing his limitations.

I am glad not to have the aiming and tumescence issue and feel bad for anyone so effected.