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 Forum: In-Depth Adult Life Discussion   Topic: Do you look like a teenager?

Posted: 05 Apr 2009, 5:14 am 

Replies: 261
Views: 84,571


Sometimes when I get on the bus I get a child's fare instead of an adults.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: How would you prefer to die?

Posted: 05 Apr 2009, 5:03 am 

Replies: 276
Views: 4,713


Preferably in my sleep. Or during sex, while I'm on the gravy stroke. That way I'd go out with a bang, literally.

 Forum: News and Current Events   Topic: First Extinct-Animal Clone Created

Posted: 15 Feb 2009, 6:04 am 

Replies: 4
Views: 1,260


The strangest thing mentioned in the article I thought was that a falling branch effectively rendered an entire species extinct.

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: what are you listening to THIS VERY SECOND?

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 7:56 am 

Replies: 67,527
Views: 2,791,620


Metallica - Ride The Lightning

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: Song Lyrics

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 7:53 am 

Replies: 23
Views: 5,276


Metallica - Ride The Lightning Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right There is someone else controlling me Death in the air Strapped in the electric chair This can't be happening to me Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you!" Flash before my eyes Now it's time to die Burning in...

 Forum: Art, Writing, and Music   Topic: Your Music Collections

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 7:23 am 

Replies: 32
Views: 3,385


Here's some of my collection: Anthrax - The Collection AC/DC - T.N.T. AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC - The Razors Edge AC/DC - Live AC/DC - Ballbreaker AC/DC - Stiff Upper Lip The Beatles - 1 Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath Black Sabbath - The Best Of Bloodhound Gang - One Fierce B...

 Forum: Television, Film, and Video   Topic: funniest movie?

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 6:39 am 

Replies: 34
Views: 3,922


Borat.

 Forum: Television, Film, and Video   Topic: your favourite family guy quotes

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 6:37 am 

Replies: 28
Views: 7,693


Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

 Forum: Television, Film, and Video   Topic: Your favorite stand-up comedian

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 6:27 am 

Replies: 157
Views: 20,165


Rodney Rude and Robin Williams.

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Who has been a sex worker?

Posted: 13 Feb 2009, 6:14 am 

Replies: 206
Views: 3,342


Dokken wrote:
being a male escort must be hard. have to achieve boners for gals or guys on demand


And given some of the clients they probably get, getting wood and maintaining it would require a fair amount of discipline. :wink:

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: 'Resetting' yourself by stimming?

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 7:06 am 

Replies: 40
Views: 4,112


I kinda do something similar whenever I'm stressed or overexcited. It involves rubbing my hands up and down against the top and back of my head and sometimes my face and legs, but I'm not too sure whether it could be considered stimming as it's a purely automatic response and it doesn't seem to be s...

 Forum: General Autism Discussion   Topic: Excessive Daydreaming?

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 6:39 am 

Replies: 27
Views: 2,486


Excessive daydreaming is one of my biggest problems, I've almost been run over crossing busy streets as a result of my regular visits to lala land :oops: 8O. I'm pretty sure it's going to be the death of me.

 Forum: Random Discussion   Topic: What song are you listening to now?

Posted: 12 Feb 2009, 6:18 am 

Replies: 32,896
Views: 2,014,720


"I wanna be sedated" - The Ramones :)

 Forum: School and College Life   Topic: Creative or analytical?

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 9:17 pm 

Replies: 46
Views: 7,196


Creative. Definitely creative. I was lousy at math but excelled in electronics strangely enough. I loved to draw and make things look good.

 Forum: School and College Life   Topic: Aspies - Ever get suspended/expeled?

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 9:11 pm 

Replies: 79
Views: 14,083


I was once threatened with suspension when one of my classmates in primary school decided to play an April Fool's day prank the following day, and me and several others got involved. The next morning the teacher came in, and thinking he'd be surprised by it all turned out to be pretty annoyed :oops:...

 Forum: Adult Autism Issues   Topic: Rude poems

Posted: 11 Feb 2009, 8:26 am 

Replies: 12
Views: 201


Another joke similar to the one I posted before, only its not a limerick:

A man from Chile, had a 13 inch willy
He showed it to the girl next door,
she had a good feel, and proceeded to peel
the banana from south Ecuador.
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