How Weird Is It to Have Enjoyed Being in the Emergency Room?
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Thanks Auntblabby.
At least I will get some time off work and can lay in my bed playing computer games or watching Fringe.
I must remember to get some easy to prepare food in or I will starve!
if you don't mind, what kind of surgery? I know that when I was preparing for back surgery for a while, I made sure I had things arranged to where I'd never have to bend over to pick up stuff or lift anything heavier than 5 pounds. for better or worse, the surgery never happened.
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Only a hernia, I had the other side done a few years back so know what to expect.
The worst thing was the cab driver who I presume enjoyed causing me such pain the way he hit those speed humps.
hope that one day he gets a good case of the ol' swollen ass veins [hemorrhoids]. let's see him attack those speed bumps then! in America, around a million hernia operations take place each year. so at least it is a well-practiced surgery. nothing scares me worse than getting cut on. had a shattered arm that needed pinning/plating and screwing, that was enough AFAIC for a lifetime. am glad that what I had was not as bad as what Bono just went through [shattered upper arm/elbow]. but both of us did it in bicycle wrecks.
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I had to arrange all the bits so the foot pointed the right way whilst I was waiting for the ambulance.
gosh
I had to arrange all the bits so the foot pointed the right way whilst I was waiting for the ambulance.
gosh
The best bit was just prior to that when I crawled on hands and one leg a good 50 meters dragging the near-severed limb behind me so that I could tend to my beloved Triumph motorcycle that had the throttle open and would have been in danger of engine damage if it had been left to self-distruct.
Truth is, it didn't hurt a bit until I had done all the things I needed to do, then it hurt.
The medics used a blow up splint that was transparent, with my leg inside it just looked like a bag of bloody meat and bone from the butchers.
auntblabby
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I admire the love and TLC you showed to your Triumph
does it [the motorcycle] survive today? in any case I could not look at my arm for nearly a year, after the accident, so you being able to look at your freshly shredded leg shows true grit IMHO.
does it [the motorcycle] survive today?Wow, this is weird, I dont know if the bike survives today as I sold it in 1988, it probably does as it is a rare and expensive model.
So I thought I would find a picture of one to show you on Google images.
Not only did I find a picture of one, I found a picture of MY ONE!, (click then scroll down to the pic with the fella leaning on a tree) in fact there are six pictures of both my Triumph TR5Ts, (I built a second one using the damaged but usable parts from the accident), and pictures of two of my friends who also had these bikes, and the Adventures we had riding around woodland when we where young.
I am the one riding up a little hill with a blue and white helmet, the first picture with my friend leaning against a tree is also mine after I rebuilt it.
Haven't a clue how these pictures ended up on a French site?
Anybody translate fro me please?
auntblabby
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does it [the motorcycle] survive today?Wow, this is weird, I dont know if the bike survives today as I sold it in 1988, it probably does as it is a rare and expensive model.
So I thought I would find a picture of one to show you on Google images.
Not only did I find a picture of one, I found a picture of MY ONE!, (click then scroll down to the pic with the fella leaning on a tree) in fact there are six pictures of both my Triumph TR5Ts, (I built a second one using the damaged but usable parts from the accident), and pictures of two of my friends who also had these bikes, and the Adventures we had riding around woodland when we where young.
I am the one riding up a little hill with a blue and white helmet, the first picture with my friend leaning against a tree is also mine after I rebuilt it.
Haven't a clue how these pictures ended up on a French site?
Anybody translate fro me please?
WOW! you sure had JFK hair then!

bing translation below-
have the computer drawers funds! I don't remember not on what site I had found pictures of this band of English happy owners of Triumph TR5T .modele 1974, the year before the tank was yellow. This Trophy Trail was produced only 2 years and called Adventurer in England. The engine is a 500 cc single carburetor, incidentally one of the best engines in Triumph! Already that I'm missing a BSA B50 in the garage... Life is sometimes poorly made.
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auntblabby
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I suspect you have a higher tolerance to pain than I do.
That's the thing: it was a painful experience, and being injected with a local anesthetic, into a site that was already swollen as hell, actually hurt more than being cut with a scalpel. But the weird part is that I wasn't feeling the pain full-strength psychologically. As in, "I'm being injected with god-knows-what, I got an IV in my arm, I'm hurting like hell, I have no idea how to adjust this damn bed, but I don't care!". (Although, my procedure was much different from yours, and no buttock injections.) A far cry from my childhood stints with surgery/hospitals, when I felt every... single... moment... of pain... to its full extent.
Once the surgery ended, I felt so comfortable, I was laughing for no reason. During the ride back, I had trouble talking, as I tried to tell the shuttle driver where to turn into my apartment complex; but I was relaxed beyond relaxed. All in all, my ER stint was "good" enough that I enjoyed it more than being at work on some days. During the more stressful moments, I even sing in my head "Back in the ER" (to the tune of Beatles' "Back in the USSR"). That's saying a lot!
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