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07 Oct 2006, 1:15 pm

If that NT is female, tell her that going to the Mall is a lie. :lol:



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07 Oct 2006, 1:31 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
If that NT is female, tell her that going to the Mall is a lie. :lol:


OT...but cockneyrebel, shouldn't you be stopping me from helping the demise of the routemasters and the like?


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07 Oct 2006, 9:59 pm

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Halle Boop is their something wrong with your cats nose? It looks like he has a booboo on his nose. I love cats :)


No, those are just freckles.

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Boy's beated you up!! ! Hale_bopp,did you do anything about it?


No, I just took it and completley ignored it. That's probably what riled them up more.



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07 Oct 2006, 10:16 pm

sigholdaccountlost wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
If that NT is female, tell her that going to the Mall is a lie. :lol:


OT...but cockneyrebel, shouldn't you be stopping me from helping the demise of the routemasters and the like?


Yes, of a matter of fact, I should. :wink:



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08 Oct 2006, 3:20 pm

... 'AS is a lie? Whoever told you that was probably also the same person that told you those pants don't make your ass look the size of a whale. Probably the same person who told you that shirt goes well with those pants. Now, leave me alone with your ridiculous allegations; I have far more important things to be thinking about than 1 stupid little human pestering me about the nature of Truth and whether a neurobiological condition can be said to have motivation or even be remotely capable of deception on anything other than a cellular level.'



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08 Oct 2006, 3:25 pm

If you say AS is a lie, then you are a lie.

You say one thing is a lie, and your saying everything's a lie.

1 lie = all lies.



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08 Oct 2006, 7:09 pm

things to say ...

Rugby fan: AS is a lie!
Hale Bop: Are you trying to flirt with me?
Rugby fan: No, I think your a fake
Hale Bop: f**k off and stop wasting both our time.

or
Rubgy fan: AS is a lie!
Hale Bop: Are you trying to flirt with me?
Rugby fan: Yes, I think you're hot and I didn't know what esle to say, because I am a moron
Hale Bop: f**k off and stop wasting both our time.

or
Rubgy fan: AS is a lie!
Hale Bop: Are you trying to flirt with me?
Rugby fan: I just like you because you are a bit different.
Hale Bop: OK, I will have your babies, so long as you prove your love by barracking for the Wallabies.


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08 Oct 2006, 7:13 pm

Just start speaking a foreign language untill they leave you alone forever.


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08 Oct 2006, 7:33 pm

like mrmark says better to shrug and walk away. that would probly annoy them more than saying something. :roll:
but if i hav to say something....
"i trust my psych. more than I trust you"


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08 Oct 2006, 7:37 pm

"Yeah your right its a lie" .......Punch them in the stomach.............."Now lets keep
it our little secret"

Or

"Yeah your right AS is a lie" ......Punch them in the stomach.............."But random
violence is no lie".....walk off Laughing



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08 Oct 2006, 7:41 pm

Raph522 wrote:
like mrmark says better to shrug and walk away. that would probly annoy them more than saying something. :roll:
but if i hav to say something....
"i trust my psych. more than I trust you"

Given the choice between being annoying and being annoyed...

I drive that way too. I'm not one of the aggravated drivers, I'm one of the aggravating drivers.


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08 Oct 2006, 9:08 pm

more like

Rugby fan: grunt (incapable of forming a proper sentence)



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08 Oct 2006, 9:16 pm

"if you say so..."



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08 Oct 2006, 9:16 pm

"if you say so..."



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08 Oct 2006, 10:12 pm

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08 Oct 2006, 11:32 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
If that NT is female, tell her that going to the Mall is a lie. :lol:


Hehe that's good :lol: