A disturbing children's book

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I just crusing around the internet and I found this. After reading this, my mind just drew a blank. I mean seriously, what nutjob would write a children's book about that.

What do you feel about this book and author?

Sounds like a joke to me.

Eugh... I'd like to say it's obviously a fake, but considering they've just published a book called 'My Beautiful Mummy', aimed at educating 3-8year olds about cosmetic surgery, I have my doubts....

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34

(reminds me of an Onion article a few years ago, called 'Nora's New Nose'... only that was supposed to be satirical!)

Oh. My. God.

Oh yeah, I've seen that book before on other websites. It's pretty weird.

If it's a joke, it's crazy.
If it's not a joke, it's crazy.

Conclusion: It's crazy.

Maybe it was a book written to help children that have been abused

So . . . It's disturbing and crazy because it's about real life? As opposed to some fantasy land where everyone is nice, sane, and happy? I mean, yes, all the people in the book are sick in the head, but isn't that how real life is?

I think the message was "your not gay you just didn't get enough love as a child or the wrong kind of love"

HEY THAT BOOK IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF!

I wrote a book about Asperger's Syndrome titled, "I don't have Asperger's Anymore"

In it, a mommy and daddy are too busy for the young child.
They buy him videos, game consoles, and Dungeons&Dragons Paraphenalia and lock him in his room when he is just a baby.
As he grows up, all the kids say bad things about him...

You're weird
You talk funny
You can't throw a ball
You're some kind of freaky brainiac

Then one day this old man happens to sit next to him on the city bus.
The old man reaches his hand over to the little boy... and...


hands him a pamphlet for Scientology!

Pretty soon the boy starts going to the bus stop every day to see his new friends!... Tom Cruise, John Travolta...
They play air guitar with him... let him fly airplanes... and talk about the future!

Pretty soon the boy realizes that all his life's issues are just the result of him having parents!
He moves away from home and joins his friends in preparing for the day when they....

Well, I don't want to give away the BEST part of the story... you'll just have to wait for the book

Meanwhile, I'm gonna have my agent and lawyers find this thief of a writer who stole my idea and made it a homo book!

Okay... so maybe he wrote his book first

It's called, "Alfie's Home"... althought I'm sure that's a misprint... shouldn't it be Alfie's Homo Uncle Pete (as in Peter, as in Penis )?

Here's where you can find the book for your own children... or yourselves you evil wicked homos...GOD and Mr. Cohen... will save you!
GAY TO STRAIGHT DOT ORG


HEY! YOU! YOU BUNCHA HOMOS!





STOP THAT OR YOU'LL BE HUGGING THIS GUY REAL SOON!

My next book will be either...

"ADD = All Drugs Damage: How I Beat My ADD/HD Into Submission With a FREAKIN HUGE BIBLE!"

or

"BOY!...You Ain't Trans-Anything So Take Your Sister's Dress Off And Cut Your Hair You Freakin' HOMO!... Love... Dad & Mom"

or maybe I'll just combine them all in one comprehensive children's book...

"Give Your Brain to GOD Cause Your Soul's Already Down the Crapper!"

I'll let you pre-pay now!

That's hilarious! and wrong in many ways!