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27 Nov 2007, 8:01 am

The Routemaster had made it out of the tunnel and been glued back together. Cheerlessleader pulled a clean-ish tissue out of her pocket and placed it on the gash on Speedy's head. She then reached into her shoulder back for the sachets of drinking chocolate and cartons of long-life milk that was in there somewhere along with the rest of the crap she had stashed in there in a blind panic before she was captured. She found them, along with some plastic drinking cups, and tried to remember to offer them to Speedy when he came to. She then pulled out a Calvin and Hobbes book and began to read.


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27 Nov 2007, 8:39 am

As she read, a major incident happened...


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27 Nov 2007, 1:26 pm

So major, in fact, that it stunned everyone into silence until the incident was over.

Meanwhile, Speedy was stirring, his eyes trying to focus on something that looked suspiciously like a plastic cup

"Is that Nesquik? Why am I in a Routemaster, and why is it apparantly glued together? What is going on? Are those my feet? Is that Calvin and Hobbes? I haven't seen them since I was in school"

Speedy appeared to be somewhat dazed after the adrenaline had left his body

"Do you have a pen, and some paper? Thanks"

Speedy wrote 'thank you' on the paper, and handed it to CL. Looking round, he could see that there were others on the bus...


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27 Nov 2007, 4:24 pm

Lelia, Gwenevyn, Graelwyn, Tygereyes, Sopho, Smelena and her husband, Anie, Sassyaspie, Cosmiccat, Irulan, ShadesOfMe, KristaMeth, Belle77, Star, Starr, CockneyRebel, Netish, Renaeden, RainSong, IdahoRose, bc1, SpaceCase, Age1600, 9CatMom, Kitsy, Sinsboldly, Berserker, Serissa, Aylissa, Stellacotton, Aspiegirl2, Sophist, Berta, Ilikeddragons, Neongrl, Larval, PhoenixKitten, hale_bopp, QuirkyCarla, Cheerlessleader, QuikyGirl_72, Tinky, Baby, Nan, Fiz, Megan, drummer_girl, What-ever, Saraswathi, CelticGoddess, Iammeandnooneelse, Beatles_Girl, Sparkle1984, pi_woman, Bizarre, Namiko, Anandamide, Lightsounds, Juliekitty, Timelady, Alexa232, Morphia, hyper_alien, Solidess, blue_bean, JulieArticuno, en_una_isla, Seethaki, SteelMaiden, Sassyaspie, Ticker, PortlandBabe, Scrulie, Sweetpraline, Claradoon, Alex, KingdomOfRats, Danielismyname, IrishEyes, Sedaka, Krex, Teel, Deccajay, Sistersunshine, DrowningMedusa, Sixela, MelancholyBunny, a few people whose names he did not know, and Janicka.


All these gals! Why all girls? They must be from a prison or something. They must have escaped!

At first he thought more than half of them were newbies, but then he realized that he recognized them all. They had had lives and left WrongPlanet, only to be brutally forced back into the autistic community.



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27 Nov 2007, 5:32 pm

Then one by one, everyone began feeling faint and weak, like all their energy and self confidence was draining from them.

Everyone except Speedy.

OMG, he could make out the shadowy shape of something evil looking. What were they? Pys Ed teachers? No! DEMENTORS!

The prison had Dementors! They were looking for someone.

Only Speedy who had drank chocolate Nesquick could resist them.


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27 Nov 2007, 6:16 pm

They were in a prison.


Alex had led them right into harm's way.


CockneyRebel looked at Alex with disbelief.


The Dementors were making everything cold. Lucky she had been so stressed lately that she'd eaten as much chocolate as she could, and the many pounds she had put on helped keep her warm too. She clutched Sid to her to keep him warm.



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28 Nov 2007, 4:20 am

Everyone but Speedy and CockneyRebel lay unconscious. The prison guards still hadn't woken up from the chloroform. This was their chance! Speedy and CockneyRebel were able to resist the Dementors long enough to drive away from the prison. Eventually, the others began to wake up.


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28 Nov 2007, 4:52 am

so they all woke up and started feeling oh-so heroic for escaping and all. and then, what looked to be another dementor floated up to them. but it wasn't a real dementor, just i_am_anda having a bad day. (and wearing a suede jacket.) she sucked out a few souls, but they disagreed with her. so she decided to be a cat instead. she turned into a cat, hacked up some soul-hairballs, and meowed plaintively for someone to carry her because she didn't want to step in her own vomit, and plus she just wanted to be carried.


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28 Nov 2007, 6:39 am

The soul-hairballs returned to their bodies. Cheerlessleader picked up andaJoy and carried her over the hairballs.


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28 Nov 2007, 7:37 am

Luckily, one of the Dementors wasn't really a dementor, it was Quatermass in disguise.


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28 Nov 2007, 4:32 pm

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29 Nov 2007, 6:12 am

Tinky and Kitsy decided to retreat to a secret cat hideout. Their leader was 9CatMom and...


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29 Nov 2007, 6:27 am

..."Ok! We've picked up Quatermass! Now we've got to get out of here before those NT bastards catch up with us!" Someone shouted from inside the Routemaster. Tinky, Kitsy and 9CatMom squeezed their way past everyone and ran towards the closest armour-plated trapdoor to their hideout. "Hey, where do you think you're going?" Shouted Cheerlessleader. "To our secret cat hideout!" they shouted back. "Sorry, but there isn't enough room in there for all of you!"


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29 Nov 2007, 6:57 am

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29 Nov 2007, 8:50 am

Cheerlessleader made her way towards CockneyRebel in the driver's seat, with a stern look on her face. "Ahem!" "Huh? Oh, right!" CockneyRebel started up the Routemaster again, and hit the accelerator. CL fell to the floor from the sudden start, picked herself up and stumbled back to her seat.
"What do we do now?" Asked Speedy, while he mopped the chocolate milk off his jacket, which he managed to grab back from andaJoy. "Well, there are at least 100 of us on this bus. And I'm sure there are other really big groups who, like us, have survived and escaped from the holocaust." Replied Cheerlessleader. "Any ideas of where we can find any?" asked CockneyRebel. "Well, before I was captured, there was a large group in Adelaide, about 150 of them I think, even though not many of them were WP members. Hopefully they're still alive." "Ok then. Let's set a course for Adelaide."


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29 Nov 2007, 5:15 pm

Meanwhile in Adelaide .....

the group of about 150 found a movie theatre that was working and they all watched "On the Beach" (about the end of the world following a nuclear holocaust) and someone remembered Ava Gardiner said:

Ava Gardiner wrote:
"'On the Beach' is a story about the end of the world, and Melbourne sure is the right place to film it."

so everyone decided that Melbourne would be the best place to be, so they all got on the Glenelg tram and started driving it to Melbourne


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