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When they arrived in Melbourne, the aspies saw something that caught their attention. It was a bird, no it was a plane, no it was GoatOnFire flying towards the entrance of the tram station.

GOF landed and an interesting scene took place in front of the entrance of the tram station. Something was weird here, the tram station was empty of all people except, standing at the front of the entrance were Australian Prime Minister John Howard, George Bush, Daniel Radcliffe, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Icarus_Falling. GOF landed right by them.

GW: He's here

GOF: I just flew in from Houston and boy are my arms tired, you better have a good reason for this.

GW: Barney told me to.

HC: Your dog!

GW: He's smart

BO: Is this your head executioner who is notorious for his blatant crimes against human rights? What is the meaning of this?

GW: Barney told me that Johnny boy here might want to make use of his services. Barney makes all the decisions.

JH: Can he kill my political opponents?

GOF: I can kill whoever you want me to

BO: But I thought this was a meeting to discuss politics?

GW: Wrong-o! Goatie, give Johnny Boy a look at what you can do.

HC: This is an ambush!

GOF then glowed a bright yellow. He had turned into a Super-Saiyan.

GOF: KA-ME-HA-ME HA!

GOF aimed the attack at a water main and Hillary Clinton then melted. Barack Obama avoided the attack and also turned into a Super Saiyan. During the fight Barack noticed that George Bush and Daniel Radcliffe were passionately kissing.

BO: I know your dirty little secret now, being a Harry Potter fan will cost you the vote in the South.

GW: Kill him!

GOF showed BO a mirror.

GOF: That'll cost you the minority vote.

BO: No! Blond hair! Blue eyes! I'm Aryan!

GOF: The price of being a Super-Saiyan

GOF then landed the kill while BO was distracted

GW: What is he doing here? *points at Icarus*

IF: Oh, just watching, I'll be on my way now *mumbles* "Icarus enjoys observing epic political battles..."

DR: Where's Dumbledore?

GW: With his boyfriend, Dick.

DR: Sounds hot, when did he break up with Tony?

GW: When Gordon...

GOF: I'm not interesting in watching this, back to business.

JH: Yes, back to business!

GW: Okay Johnny Boy. You can have Goatie for a month to teach an apprentice executioner. He's very good, he's pretty much killed everyone who disapproves of me.

GOF: Which was almost everyone.

JH: It shouldn't take long then, I'm not as hated as you.

GOF: Can I leave now?

GW: If Barney says so

GOF: *mumbles* Barney's back at the White House, moron, I'm going to enjoy it when it's your turn

GW: What was that?

GOF: Barney says I can go, I'll start working for Johnny Boy tomorrow.

JH: Excellent.

As he walked out of the exit GOF noticed that the aspies were in the the train watching.

GOF: Oh s**t. I can explain. I'm exterminating NTs, and then the politicians next. I didn't want you all to know because it could compromise it.

The aspies weren't sure what you make of this so they charged GOF. There was an explosion of smoke. GOF had escaped, and there was a huge sack lying there. GOF had left a note on the sack, it took them a while to decipher it because GOF's handwriting was exceptionally bad.

"Dear aspies,

Even though you were just naughty I am going to give you a break. There is a present for each of you in this sack, some of them you might find useful. Ho ho ho.

-GoatOnFire"

They saw GOF flying off in the distance riding a flying reindeer while being chased by a fat man wearing red in a sleigh being pulled by 7 reindeer.

Now they were immensely curious to see what presents they were going to get...

erased.

Meanwhile, in the north, something was stirring...

*Just flashing back a minute here*

Sat at the front of the Routemaster were Speedy, Cheerlessleader, CockneyRebel, and a curiously large amount of cats,

Definately aspies, aren't we? thought Speedy,

"Cheerlessleader says you are the one with the answer. Is that true?"

"I did have the answer, I spent a long time getting it right, but I have ADHD, so I do not remember what it was. There is only one course of action left to take..."

"What's tha...?"
Before CockneyRebel could finish, Speedy had pressed the door release and jumped off the speeding bus. Cheerlessleader and CockneyRebel looked in the mirror, but it was too late, Speedy was gone,

"We should go after him"

"No, we have too great a responsibilty with all these WPers, so let's just hope he makes it through whatever he has to face"

Cheerlessleader looked at the thank you note Speedy left, screwed it up and put it in her bag,

"Idiot", she said to herself

Meanwhile, Speedy picked himself out of the puddle he stategically landed in

"At least it is not s**t. Now then, which way is north..."

At that moment, while using his internal compass to adjust to new surroundings, Speedy found himself being tackled to the floor by a screaming man

"If you wanted my attention, you could wave, or say hello, but I feel your tackle lacked passion, you seem tired, I still have some chocolate milk that Cheerlessleader gave to me. Here..."

"Cheerlessleader is alive? What about Ana54? Any others?"

"I am not sure about Ana54, but CockneyRebel and about 100 other aspies are on a Routemaster heading to Adelaide..."

"Adelaide? I've just come from there. Literally. It is a minor hole in the plot how I did it so quickly, but the point is, I am here now. Icarus travels faster than light"

"What did you say? Icarus? Icarus_Falling? I have heard of you. What are you doing here?"

"Well for some reason I was with John Howard and George Bush, but before that I was in one of the ghettos we were pushed into, before it was destroyed. I escaped with a plan, and left the others. I know not of their current staus"

"I am Speedy, space cowboy. I have the answer. Well, I had the answer, but I was captured upon landing on Earth, and they must have taken it from me..."

"Where will it be now? Can we break in and get it back easily?"

"Well, we will have to go through a storm drain approximately 7 miles North East East, then there is a small ditch, and finally the prison. Everyone one that bus escaped from there, we knocked out the guards, so they have most likely risen by now, it will be complete pandemonium..."

"My kind of odds"

"I was hoping you would say that..."

erased.

Beep-beep-beep, beep beep, beep-beep-beep! Cheerlessleader's mobile phone recieved an SMS! She unlocked her phone. "We have been trying to contact you for ages now! Are you still alive?" the message read. "I'm fine. I found a group of survivours and we're heading back to Adeliade to find you." she texted back. "Thank god you're alright. We're not in Adelaide anymore. We're on the tram to Melbourne." came the reply. "We'll meet you at Ballarat" CL texted back. "Change of plan!" CL shouted against the noise of everyone else chatting. "They're not in Adelaide anymore! They're going to Melbourne and I've promised to meet them at Ballarat!" "Ok!" CockneyRebel shouted back. CL hoped that Ballarat and Melbourne would be deserted, as Adelaide apparently was, so they'd both be safe havens for at least a little while.

erased.

"They'll track us down!" Graelwyn said. "They're LOOKING for the Routemaster bus that went missing from the ship! They've got out an APB on us; don't you understand, you thick f***s?"


"I don't care," Sopho muttered. "I just wanna go out in style."


9CatMom said that she needed to get off the bus eventually to reunite with her kids.


Nellie, a woman from ASD-forum.org, looked around unsure what to do but calm, cool, calculating.


"I think we should all stay together," IdahoRose said. "For better or for worse, through thick and thin."


These were the politer ones.


Arguments had broken out left, right and center.

"QUIET!!" Cheerlessleader shouted at the top of her lungs. A few of the wrongplaneteers stopped and looked at her, but everyone else continued arguing. CockneyRebel pushed a button on the dashboard of her new-and-improved Routemaster, which caused the alarm to go off. Everyone stopped arguing and clutched thier ears in agony. CockneyRebel pushed the button again and the alarm stopped. They approached dry land. CockneyRebel pushed another button on the dashboard and the Routemaster-boat (as it was specified as a boat on page 5) turned into a Routemaster bus. "No-one will be looking for a Routemaster, as CockneyRebel didn't actually bring it itno the boat until all the guards had fainted. None of the guards actually saw it. She summoned it by her remote control, remember?" CL said. "Also, if we want to survive, we have to find my friends, as then we will have the benefit of numbers. And it's not like we're leaving this Routemaster for good once we get there. And finally, we're not staying at Ballarat, we're just meeting my friends there, and then we're going to Melbourne, which hopefully won't have many people there."

After several hours of driving, the Routemaster came across Bordertown, which was about another 4 hours away from Ballarat. Bordertwon was completely deserted. CockneyRebel parked the Routemaster next to bakery/cafe. "I remember this place" said Cheerlessleader "We went to Ballarat earlier this year, and we stopped here." 25 of them squeezed themselves inside and observed the wooden walls and the wooden benches. Cheerlessleader sniggered and pointed to the top of the fridge. On top of the friedge was a very old bottle of pepsi max on a stand. The label, which was very faded, advertised a competition to win free tickets to see The chronicles of Narnia, or something like that. "They still haven't taken that down!" Everyone else sniggered a bit. CL jumped behind the counter and checked out all the pies, pasties, cakes, doughnuts, tarts, danishes ect. "This stuff has to be at least 3 days old, but it's still good." she said, and she grabbed the paper bags and shoved everything into them as fast as she could. "I hate having to steal, but desperate times call for desperate measures." Everyone else grabbed as many drinks from the fridge as they could carry. (exept for the pepsi max on top, of course). As they went outside, they saw the other wrongplaneteers carrying armfulls of food.
"Is every town in this country going to be deserted?" asked Ana54 as they headed back to the Routemaster. "I sure hope so" CL replied.

As everyone was making their way to the Routemaster, and before they could all start squabbling over what they wanted to eat, they came across 2 girls, around Cheerlessleader's age. They ran up to the Routemaster as quick as they could. Cheerlessleader recognised them immedietely; they were Elise and Brianna from dips**t Area School! "Oh NO!! !" CL screamed, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??" "Well, we never told you, but we have arse-burger's too" Brianna jeered. "Oh really?" asked Ana54. "Yeah, really" and they began to do very bad impressions of stim habits, as well as other stereotypical aspe behaviours, with an evil smirk on their faces which CL knew only to well. She turned to CockneyRebel; "We can't trust these too! I knew them from school and I'll bet you anything that they're spies for..." "Wait, you knew these two from SCHOOL?!" asked a random member. "YES!" "QUICK! EVERYONE IN THE ROUTEMASTER! NOW!! GO GO GO! STEP ON IT, COCKNEY!!" The Routemaster sped away from B and E before they could do another bad aspie impression.
"Great. They saw that we were in a Routemaster. Now they are probably going to tell their leaders that, and they're probably going to have us busted for "shoplifting" as well. We are f**ked for sure!" CL cried as everyone fought over the pies and pasties.
"Hey, look..." said Beserker, pointing out the window in the back. Everyone turned around just in time to watch them faint from the heat, along with the shock of everyone taking CL's side over their's for once. Everyone cheered.

(Hey Cheerless, you said you could not wite for s**t earlier, you are doing alright now Have nothing to add just yet, will return later, so stay tuned)

Ana54 sat down on the floor next to Berserker. They sat sideways, so that they could see each other but still watch each other's backs through the windows on both sides.


"So how did you get here?" Ana54 said. "I saw you running out of the building. Rich's building. I was hiding in a nearby house. Did they catch you? Cheerlessleader and Cockney say you guys were all in prison."


"I actually heard from the radio that Cockney gave me. She has the other one. She told me what she was doing. She told me to come get you, so I did, with my own boat and glider." Berserker motioned to the de-rigged boat and glider pieces under several of the seats.


Ana54 nodded. "Wow, you're better than the Colditz prisoners in World War I. I hope that if I get caught you'll be with me, so that you can help me escape! You have a BRAIN, girlfriend! Never mind all that Berserker stuff; you have a BRAIN!"


Berserker told Ana54 the details of what had happened. Ana54 had been picked up in a town they had been driving by. She had been walking down the deserted highway. She had not known where she was heading. All she had known was that she would kill the first person she met if they seemed to be NT, and rob them, because she had to.


The other members joined in explaining to Ana what had happend to them after they had been arrested, and at the prison, and after their escape. It turned into a competition of who had gone through the most s**t. Soon the whole bus was involved in the lively debate, with the exception of the few members who were plugging their ears.


"I almost bled to death!" Age1600 shouted.


"I was there for six months; you suffered only for a few hours!" Sinsboldly shot back.


"So have I, and you never lost your kids, did you!" 9CatMom shouted even louder.


Sinsboldly hollered, "Well, I never even GOT to have kids due to my Asperger's. I was suffering long BEFORE this holocaust!"


Even Smelena joined in. "I have two kids with AS! Who are living with HITLER! Beat that!"


"At least they're getting fed and watered and educated! MY kids are probably dead! They probably murdered them!" Nellie shouted.


"Your kids are adults. My kids never even got a chance at life!" Smelena said.


"And they've got AS besides," her husband chimed in, trying to be helpful to his wife without becoming undiplomatic.


"MY son has AUTISM! FULL-BLOWN HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTISM! HE'S ALWAYS GOING TO NEED MAJOR HELP! NOT--NOT LIKE YUR HIGH-FUNCTIONING BRATS!"


Even Gwenevyn was turning red.


Sopho said, "Look at us! f**k people we don't even know what happened to!"


Cosmiccat said, "Yes, quite right; I don't have many years left and I want to focus on living the remainder of my life with dignity, love and res--"


Star said, "I agree, Cosmiccat, we need to have some fun, it is wise to do that, I have medical problems besides and probably have even less time than you. If those others are dead, it was meant to be."


"DON'T YOU TELL ME THAT MY BEST FRIEND'S DEATH WAS MEANT TO BE!" Sopho exploded, lunging at Star's throat as IdahoRose, ShadesOfMe and KristaMeth restrained her and Ana54 and Berserker got up to help, then saw they had been too slow and sunk back down, giggling and feeling stupid.


"It's okay, Sopho," KristaMeth said. "Starbuline-- is that her name?-- is in a better place now. My son, on the other hand, he's NT, they'll brainwash him, he's worse than--"


Sopho tensed up and when the three holding her clutched her tighter, she decided to howl at the ceiling instead, a bloodcurdling howling scream, a horrible yet wonderful sound.


"You b***h!" ShadesOfMe shouted at KristaMeth. "You reminded me of my brother and my parents and my friends! They're all brainwashed now; I know it!"


"SHUT UP!" KingdomOfRats shouted. "I'm going through the most here; I'm in sensory overload!"



KingdomOfRats had earplugs in her ears, plus half a box of kleenex overflowing out of them; she ahd to hold the "earmuffs" on. Finally, she got tired of that, and, with an excruciatingply pained expression on her face, found some tape in her bag and taped the huge ice-cream-scoop-sized wads of kleenex to her ears and the sides of her face.

"I can't eat this," Ana54 said, looking around for someone to give her half-pie to. "I'm so sick of sweet s**t now. I ate all the cake and pie in someone's fridge when I was hiding in their house."


"I'll have it," Berserker grinned. Sopho pursed her lips together, trying to prevent herself from drooling. She couldn't eat because she was still being restrained.


"f**k THIS!" Sopho hollered. "WE'RE f*****g ASPIES AND YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE f*****g NTS!"


"Let go of her," Smelena said.


KristaMeth, IdahoRose and ShadesOfMe let go of Sopho.


Sopho picked up a slice of cherry pie from a nearby pie plate and gobbled it down, licking her lips after she was done, as the others watched, for some reason.


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It hadn't gone as planned.


Poopylungstuffing hadn't been able to make him vomit, and they had shot her in the lung, and now she was coughing up more than just poopy lungstuffing and from more places than just her mouth. Blood shot up out of her chest like a fountain.


Jason Larsen ran over to her and helped her close the hole by applying his hands to the hole over hers.


Gunfire erupted. Half the room fell down, the floor ran red with blood.


Most of the survivors ran into the gas chamber to escape it. The door had been open the whole time!


There were two thousand of them in the gas chamber. Four thousand were dead or dying or injured and soon to be bayoneted.


The survivors leapt over benches and vaulted over tables, heading for the door at the other end of the room. It lead to a kitchen. Not a real conventional kitchen. As they ahd thought, it was a gas chamber control room, with the walk-in freezer stacked tot he ceiling with cans of Zyklon B gas.


Unthinking, many of the inmates grabbed the cans of gas; perhaps they would come in useful later.


They ran around, frantically looking for a place to hide. Someone finally had the presence of mind to lock the door. They then made a snap decision. The only way to prevent the guards from getting to them through the gas chamber was to gas them.


They poured the gas down through the pipe it was supposed to go down, and into the gas chamber through a chute that lead down through the snack bar window into the room. They pulled the switch to open the snack bar window. And they waited.


"We should use it all up," Ed Almos said. "So we don't run out of it later!"


They did. They kept having to relieve each other because if they stayed for more than one second each in front of the delivery chute, they would be gassed and die.


They were only able to pour five cans of gas (out of hundreds) into the room. Oh well, they would have a lot to use on whoever came next!


"We'll have four cans less now that we used those up," someone complained. "That's four times four thousand people, judging by what we saw-- the number of us, and the size of the gas chamber."

CL sat in her seat, choking down a meat pie and trying very hard not to think of what might be in it. (lower quality meat pies are pretty much made of offal and gristle) They were still 3 hours away from Ballarat, and then another few hours away from Melbourne. CL stared at the night sky while CockneyRebel engaged the Routemaster's autopilot.

Suddenly, Cheerlessleader found a 17 year old boy unconsious. Strange, she didn't know how he got there.

"Who are you?" asked CL

"The....A......PERSON" the boy said.

"Weren't you dead? How did you get on here?"

"Don't......know......" said TheAPERSON.

"Um....Cockney, we've picked up something strange" shouted Cheerlessleader."

"Strange?" CockneyRebel inquired. "What possibly could be strange?...