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09 Oct 2008, 3:28 pm

began to drool."Hello little cow," Jim entoned melodically. I have been waiting to find someone like you all my life!

"But for now, just give me a Quarter Pounder and a large fry." To go...


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10 Oct 2008, 1:28 pm

....The little cow walked away towards the counter shaking her udders and....



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10 Oct 2008, 2:53 pm

Wondering why she had not listened to her mother and taken a course to be a dental hygenist instead of going right out into the world. As for Jim, he.................


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11 Oct 2008, 9:46 am

....'s still waiting for his quarterpounder. He thought 'shite, things started to become grim again and I need to get away fast'....



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11 Oct 2008, 1:33 pm

so he spun on his heel and started walking casually to the door. Just as he got there..............


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11 Oct 2008, 3:36 pm

....the little purple cow started yelling, 'hey, you're forgot your quarterpounder and fries', real loud and everybody looked at him and saw....



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11 Oct 2008, 3:38 pm

His hearing aids. Realizing that everyone now knew he was deaf, Jim cringed in embarrasment. But then he suddenly decided............


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11 Oct 2008, 4:20 pm

...to rob the McDonalds. He needed a gun so he searched his pockets and...



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11 Oct 2008, 8:33 pm

when he found none, he again turned for the door and ran out of the restaurant. Down the street, he saw the train station and so he set off...........


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11 Oct 2008, 9:43 pm

"Subject on foot to Union Station," whispered the blue-cloaked man. "Please advise."


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11 Oct 2008, 9:54 pm

This completely bypassed Jim's singleminded attention to his destination of the train station. He just felt he had to get away. Niggling at the edge of his amnesiac mind was his second life as a.........


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13 Oct 2008, 10:50 am

pathetic loner. " I wish someone would come along and be my friend so it wasn't like I am completely writing my own life story" Jim thought pensively. Just then.........................


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13 Oct 2008, 11:13 am

.... he noticed the blue-cloaked man and he quickly looked around and in the doorway of the station he saw another. 'What to do now?', he thought....



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13 Oct 2008, 11:28 am

Before he could bolt, the younger of the blue cloaked men hurriedly pulled a scrap of paper from his pocket and with exquisite care said "Purple Cow."

Jims eyes glazed, and his arms went slack for a moment, and then...


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13 Oct 2008, 12:19 pm

since this was his hypnotic cue, he went swiftly into Ninja mode. The blue cloaked man smiled at Jim and said............


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13 Oct 2008, 12:34 pm

have you got a cookie...GIVE ME A ****ing COOKIE!! ! thats when battle ensued until...


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